Safety Sumler

Refers to a person who desires to pursue in enjoyable activities that often blur the line of legality (slighty), but during said acts, this person had the tendency to run for the car, and bail at the last minute. A safety Sumler aspires to the freedom of living life to the fullest, but appears to be restrained by an inner fear of being caught.

While setting off fireworks near power lines, Safety Sumler over there ran for the car.

by Blodgett April 21, 2010

Safety Tree

A hypothetical place where you can say anything, no matter how insulting, outrageous, racist, or insane without fear of getting into trouble, being ridiculed or criticized.

Typically this expression is used to preface something you know will provoke a negative reaction. The term was originally coined by media-personality Glenn Beck in the 2000's.

"...before I say this, I'm going to climb into the safety tree so you can't yell at me. Now that I'm in the safety tree; Are you sure you want to wear those pants? I mean 5 years ago you could do it, but today... ummmm NO."

by proaudio55 October 8, 2012

salty peter

unwashed or sweaty cock

'That's a sour look on her face"
"Guess the husband fed her a salty peter last night."

by serbiarules November 28, 2012

salty brain

Another name for a skilled surfer, used mainly on the Pacific Northwest coast. Someone who likes to surf a lot. An avid surfer.

"Hey man, you see that salty brain out there? He's shredding that 15 footer"

"Josh is a serious salty brain, he catches huge sets everyday"
"You gotta be one salty brain to try Mavericks"

by Spartacus on the coast December 15, 2016

salty bake sale

Picking up a hooker after a long night of tricks and then going down on her.

I'm gonna pass on breakfast, I just went out in the alley an had a salty bake sale so I'm set.

by Trader1933 January 19, 2017

Salty Bateson

Used to describe someone who has been caused to be upset or angered

''Someone's eaten all the biscuits, I didn't get any, bloody reggins''
''Ooh, Salty Bateson''

by Reggin75 September 30, 2017

Salty Soup

1. Put all human excretions in a bowl, this includes semen, feces, ear wax, blood (menstrual or other), tears/sweat, female ejaculate, spit, vomit, and any other excretion of your choice.

2. When completed add salt and put on stove top to heat up
3. Using a turkey baster inject this liquid into your partners anus and while you eat him/her out you slurp the juice out and enjoy.

My asshole burns from last night with Dante, he gave me a salty soup.

by You're_welcome:) August 17, 2019