The Clown Rule

A rule created by dudes for dudes, stating that he who attempts to hide something (mostly in regards to a female) they deserve any and all clowning until they own up to what they are doing. The rule is contingent on when somebody is hiding something they know is wrong, but everyone around them knows the truth. Once a dude owns up to what he is doing, and is both honest with himself and others, the clown rule becomes null and void because of how inherently not funny it is to clown on somebody who is open and honest. Unless you squat on the toilet with your feet on the seat, in which case - don't ever tell your bros something like that. Keep that to yourself. No amount of honesty can prevent the absolute clowning you will endure.

Guy 1:"Dude, George told us that all he does is hang out with you and play video games. He didn't even mention egg."
Guy 2:"Bro what?? I never see that kid. He is ALWAYS with egg."
Guy 1:"Maeby literally told me the other day that he doesn't ever see you, and he just went and told everyone that all he does is hang out with the dudes, no mention of egg whatsoever."

Guy 2:"Holy shit man. I think it's time to enact The Clown Rule."
Guy 1:"Meh, I guess so. I never thought we would ever have to on George, but he has given us no choice. He is Pussy Whipped beyond measure."

by Beaterbarker October 14, 2021

The Pickle Rule

The pickle rule is this, "If you lie, you die”.

Kevin clearly lied to everyone's faces, thus Gru immediately smote him where he stood. Kevin didn't follow the pickle rule, even though the rule was clear.

by Fiishy December 13, 2021

Rule Keeper

Someone who knows the rules and ensures they are followed.

"You can be the rule keeper. Make sure no one cheats!"

"Are you allowed to do that in this game?"
"I don't know, ask the rule keeper."

by soverybuzzy October 19, 2018

Rule Tool

An asshole who insists on enforcing every minor rule of whatever game your playing with your friends.

friends playing football together

Chuck: Whoa! Excessive Celebration! Thats a a 5 yard penalty on the kick!

Everyone Else: Fuck you Chuck! Your such a rule tool!

by GoWizards!!! January 22, 2013

rules lawyer

A role-playing game enthusiast who makes it his life's work to memorize every obscure rule in the game. Usually owns every book and supplement for the game in question. Often uses obscure rules to show up other gamers.

"Mike knows like every tiny little thing about that game...total rules lawyer."

by Steve H. March 18, 2005

House Rules

These are usually the rules followed in ones house that a particular game is being played in. These rules will always change from house to house and are sure to always cause a 10 minute argument/debate over them. These rules are known to be made up during the actual game.

For example: if you are playing pool in one person's house, his "house rules" might be that whoever makes the 8 On The Break wins automatically whereas the house rules of another person's house might be whoever makes the 8 On The Break loses automatically.

by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003

Rule 1

The prime rule in Rocket League where if you lock heads with another player, you do not break the lock.

Dude, really? Why would he break rule 1?

by Octanebro October 20, 2019