retarded fuckchild

Its not self-explanitory, it occurs when there is either an incest relationship because they did not spread apart the genes, therefor resulting in a shallow gene pool.

OR when a child is just plain out retarded..

Crackwhore: my uncle, dad, and brother all raped me, im also retarded so thats why im a retarded fuckchild.

by Fuckthepainaway April 8, 2005

retarded animal babies

Very funny, yet equally gross, cartoon about three year old animals and their adventures through life. Comes equipped with foul language. And that little hampsters obsessed with Bruce Willis.

"Santa, O Dark One, I'll whisper, not shout. Please give me my gun, I won't shoot my eye out."

by Joe Bastard June 25, 2004

National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu

Stop making your “national days” over actual real national days that celebrate soldiers and real holidays,

Hey did you hear about that National Day?
Yeah people are stupid
National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu

by LilCoochie September 25, 2019

pants on head retarded

Some one so stupid you can just see them waring thier pants on thier head and making loud unintelligable noises and drooling.

Tard: * removes pants *
Me: WTF
Tard *places on head*
Me: God fucking damnit not another...
Tard: flarf narf *drool* can i has hug? *SHITS SELF*
Person2: fucking text book pants on head retarded situation.

by TheStorey December 27, 2007

Showing Somebody Retarded

the act of showing somebody retarded is when you get mad at somebody and then show them retarded

Guy1: dude craig your fat
Guy2: shutup dude your like retarded
Guy1: I'll show you retarded



How is he showing somebody retarded? we will never know

by Rossdoni February 6, 2009

dumber than a box of retarded rocks

When being compared to a box of rocks would be an insult to rocks everywhere.

When being compared to retards would be an insult to retards everywhere.

Dude, you are dumber than a box of retarded rocks.

by RabbiRob July 2, 2006

retarded walrus

A sex position where the mans hands and feet are tied to a bedpost. He thrusts back and forth in the chick. The most important part is at all times the man must have a live fish in his mouth.

" Dude Jill gave me the best retarded walrus last night." Said derek.
"Cool I'm fucking her after school."

by sexfiendmonstercock November 19, 2007