Musk's Razor

Never attibute an attention-seeking media personality's chaos to a subtle and complex plan when it can be attributed to narcissistic sociopathy.

The destruction of Twitter is Musk's razor writ large.

by DJbackward November 6, 2022

Razor Clam

An expression meaning to shave one's bathing suit area.

She's gonna name her band, The Razor Clams.

by Chief Park Ranger February 3, 2019

straight razor

n: An oldschool razor, used as a poor-man's switchblade, made famous in the film "Reservoir Dogs"

Bitch, you better start talking, else I'mo whip out my straightrazor and go "Tarantino" on your ass!

by Taichi March 25, 2005

razor balls

the burning of the nutsac after you shave your balls

i needa give a bum chunder to sooth my razon balls

by razor balls May 23, 2005

eye razor

When a man busts a load off and shoots directly into the eye of an unlucky female, causing an uncomfortable stinging sensation and/or blindness.

Dude: "AAGGHHHH"

Gianna: "you weren't joking with that eye razor mother fucker, I must have done something wrong to you in the past, geeezus"

by holehunting February 15, 2010

Razor Boy

- The grim reaper of cocaine addiction.

This term was offered up for the first time (I belive) in the Steely Dan song 'The Boston Rag' in 1973.

"Will you still have a song to sing when the razor boy comes and takes your fancy things away? Will you still be singing it on that cold and windy day."

by Kevin Kemp May 25, 2006

Razor Smile

Often times rude, sinister, and funny at times. Please don't steal my name, unless you have it tattoo'd on your arms like I do. Copyright: 1999.

Beth Simmons is the coolest person Razor Smile has ever known.

by Razor Smile July 17, 2009