quarantine time

time goes by differently in quarantine due to the coronavirus and everything being closed

“wow man, you’re up at 11pm?” “no bro, it’s 8pm in quarantine time”

by ghostynipple April 16, 2020

quarantine dream

like a fever dream but cause by quarantine depression

i had the most vivid quarantine dream last night

by get ur bread up March 23, 2020

Quarantine Cumshot

A cumshot so powerful it travels 6 feet, allowing you to fuck your girl while maintaining social distancing. Never aim at the eyes, as it could blind someone for life.

Yo, yesterday me and my girlfriend were a little horny, so I gave her a quarantine cumshot. It was like a bullet dude, it flew so fast.

by SirSwankington June 01, 2020

quarantine ale

The beer you stock up on and drink while under quarantine.

The government is recommending people stay in their house for the next 72 hours... I better stock up on some quarantine ale!

by Coopers2013 March 15, 2020

quarantine brain

Doing everything you said you wouldn't do when isolated and alone

covid-19 lockdown gave me a serious case of quarantine brain

by ha ha ha aaa April 25, 2020

Quarantine brain

When you are physically cut off from everyone and everything but overwhelming connected into everybody else's stuff

#1: That lady was a total Karen
#2: Yeah and she was all wound up on quarantine brain reading conspiracies and shit.

by Snakevon February 20, 2021

Quarantine depression

when you are stuck at home for the last 3-4 months , at first you think its great but after a month in you feel incredibly bored , lonely , tired and unmotivated to leave your bed because theirs no point to wakening up if your just going too wake up and feed the same daily cycle

you good bro , no im suffering from Quarantine depression

by tired weeb August 08, 2020