When you’re in doggystyle with your friends mother and simultaneously jacking off Putin, typically while having your right hand diagonally pointed in the air.
“Yo last night I was Putining and it felt great”
“No way bro how long was Putins cock?”
“A solid 0.5 inches”
“No way bro how long was Putins cock?”
“A solid 0.5 inches”
by gman6020 March 3, 2022
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1. A person engaged in thinking or speaking out loud only Kremlin approved thoughts.
2. A petty dictator immitating another petty dictator.
3. Putinskied (past tense) A person that can no longer think non-Kremling approved thoughts.
4. Putinskis; a group of people that argue against all reason, evidence and logic that only putinskied thoughts are correct.
Verb.
1. Putinization; the process of making a general population completely unable to think non-Kremlin approved thoughts.
1. A person engaged in thinking or speaking out loud only Kremlin approved thoughts.
2. A petty dictator immitating another petty dictator.
3. Putinskied (past tense) A person that can no longer think non-Kremling approved thoughts.
4. Putinskis; a group of people that argue against all reason, evidence and logic that only putinskied thoughts are correct.
Verb.
1. Putinization; the process of making a general population completely unable to think non-Kremlin approved thoughts.
1. "No it is the west that has forced the east to invade a peaceful democracy by being very disagreeable"
"Yup, you've been totally putinskied." *shrugs*
2. "Dear daughter, I know you told me about attacks on your country and you sent me images of devastation but I don;t think they want to harm you. They are good people on a peace mission these soldiers. All the neighbours agree with me."
"Dear mother, you and your neighbours are a victims of putinization and unfortunately you turned in to just a bunch of putinskis."
3. "You watch out for that Lukashenko!"
"He's just another Putinski!"
4. "They want to conquer us and enforce strict putinization!"
"They can try but all they will get is this finger ! "
"Yup, you've been totally putinskied." *shrugs*
2. "Dear daughter, I know you told me about attacks on your country and you sent me images of devastation but I don;t think they want to harm you. They are good people on a peace mission these soldiers. All the neighbours agree with me."
"Dear mother, you and your neighbours are a victims of putinization and unfortunately you turned in to just a bunch of putinskis."
3. "You watch out for that Lukashenko!"
"He's just another Putinski!"
4. "They want to conquer us and enforce strict putinization!"
"They can try but all they will get is this finger ! "
by Geek With A Knife March 4, 2022
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1) the science of trying to explain an autocrat's intentions and mindset after an event that brings into question whether that autocrat is acting rationally
2) a tendency to weak or delayed action amongst states responding to a nuclear-armed aggressor state that creates an intentional international conflict
2) a tendency to weak or delayed action amongst states responding to a nuclear-armed aggressor state that creates an intentional international conflict
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