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politute

Politicians who sell their political bodies.
......so and so voted no but after a long complimentary vacation changed said vote to yes , wink , such is a politute
by Bunny Skylar March 18, 2010
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via prostitute

by way of prostitution or through a prostitute. literally.
via prostitute..... "the" true skank hooker stole Betty's man then stole Bonnie's idea. how original.

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by !B*B*B! February 12, 2009
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Jane the Prostitute

1. Joe the Plumber's sister or possibly cousin, who is not a licensed prostitute, but considers herself a hard-working blowjob-giver who should not have to share her wealth.

2. A generic term for any prostitute particularly when used in political debates as a rhetorical device.
1. McCain: So, I hear that Mr. Obama over here was talking to Jane the Prostitute the other day. and said you wanted to share the wealth..

Obama: No! That was Sally the Dishwasher! Or possibly Jagadambika the Urologist!

2. McCain: Jane the Prostitue shouldn't have to pay such high taxes, and Mr. Obama over here would love to just tax away everything she earns.

Obama: But reguardless of any of that, Jane the Prostitute would benefit from my health care plan. And this is why...
by joe the writer September 8, 2010
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pro bono prostitute

Someone who'll have sex with anyone, anywhere, any time
by Bob Jefferies October 8, 2003
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afghani prostitute

a blunt made up of roach weed and harsh as fuck
guy 1: yo i saved a bunch of roaches lets roll an afghani prostitute

guy 2: hell yeah ive got a blunt right here
by despres February 11, 2010
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te amo prostitute

Preferred method of prostitution by Latinas living abroad for Gringos where words are exchanged for money. Services are rendered when the promise to Western Union the money is made and also when the Confirmation Pick-up Code is provided. Sexual undertones are muted in spite of claimed desires due to a professed deep love of God.
He's talking to Tania again. I thought he already sent her money this week. She is such a te amo prostitute.
by Miyhgt September 7, 2019
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political prostitute

Turncoats, party switchers, any action by politicians done obviously for self gain, fame and nothing else related to public service with favors or exchange perceived to be involved.
By filing that case everyone knows is bullshit after receiving budget for so-called projects, it became painfully obvious that senator for many years degraded into a mere political prostitute.
by O_H May 24, 2016
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