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strawberry poptart crotch 

a crotch that has such a bad razor burn, then when it is shaved again, it starts to bleed. which can also be notified as a strawberry poptart crotch with red sprinkles.

this expression can be used for male and female. but for African-Americans, the term is blueberry poptart crotch. also with red sprinkles. penis & vagina
Demitrie: Dude, last night when i was taking off Ashley's Panties, I noticed she had a major strawberry poptart crotch.

Callen: Aw, man. That's nasty. Did her poptart have red sprinkles?
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Cherry Poptart 

Cherry Poptart, is when a male is "getting freaky" with a female, while the male is laying down, the female is ontop going up and down as if she was a poptart poping out of a toaster, while also the male "pops the girls cherry".
"See that girl over there?I cherry poptart her lastnight."

yellow poptart 

When you pee on someone's face and drink it.
Let's try the yellow poptart method.
yellow poptart by Drnedandzed November 29, 2016

Eat the Poptart 

Similar to eating the pizza but in this version it is the female who has her period on top of a poptart and then the person of her choice must eat the poptart.
Dude!! Abby just made me eat the poptart. It was terrible.

Fucked up like a bologny poptart 

" I got fucked up like a bologny poptart drinkin crown last nite"

"Three rip's off the bong you be fucked up like a bologny poptart"

Putnam Poptart 

Shit between two pieces of bread. Put in the microwave then fuck it.
Caleb had a Putnam Poptart for breakfast today.
Putnam Poptart by Don Keedic12 March 16, 2011

Armenian Poptart 

The Armenian Poptart, or AP, is a gratuitous sex act involving a vacuum cleaner, palm leaf, gold necklace, and a shot of Patrón.
"Arthur offered to give me the ol' Armenian Poptart."