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Fortnite player

a fortnite player is either a 6 year old with his mum’s credit card or a toxic 19 year old virgin
I’m a Fortnite Player,” Jeff said
by c4ss December 24, 2019
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Xbow Player

Someone who's pride in making clash royale players cry is almost as strong as their desire to suck dicks.
Where did you get so good at riding cock?

Oh I'm an xbow player.
by Crppledizzle December 25, 2021
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player

Listless, fiendish, mercenary scumbags that have no sense of reality. Usually males. They ruin other people's lives just because they can, and probably would not be in existence if people would stop allowing themselves to be used by these scumbags. They only crave sex and money from others, and never had the need to make friends because they're just TOO DAMN SPECIAL!
I just dated a player. I gave him 20,000 dollars after he told me that he needed to go to school. He constantly forced/coerced me into having sex with him all the time in order to get any attention. He squandered the 20,000 right in front of my face, and never went to school. He recently moved and blocked my number, and I've heard that he is now wanted for fleeing the state while on probation. Phew! I'm glad I'm out of that 'relationship'!
by Fyulp June 29, 2016
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player

A dangerous game where the woman usually comes out of it hurt because they fall in love
by Anonymous September 14, 2003
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Bass Sax Player

Bass Saxophones were the first saxophone ever created. They are typically seen in String Bands composed of Woodwinds and Strings, Saxophone Ensembles and in rare cases Wind Ensembles/Concert Bands. Bass sax players are the more brutal, masculine and stronger saxophone player, being the only ones to be able to lug the monstrosity around. The powder puffs use saxophone stands, the mediocre use harnesses, but the true Manly Men use Neck Straps. There is always a need for Bass Saxophone in any band or orchestra setting. Typically used to replace the Bass Clarinet Player. Bass Sax Players are always known for their massive penis and sexual prowess.
Director: I can never hear all 5 bass clarinets at measure 54.
Alto Sax Player: If we had 1 Bass Sax Player, we could replace all 5 Bass Clarinets!
Director: What a beastly instrument, and so Masculine.
Bass Sax Player: Sup Ladies
by A. Bassplayzer May 23, 2011
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player

Short for "poon slayer", a person who manipulates girls and hunts for their vagina.
"Holy shit that dude just fucking slayed that poon like an absolute player!"
by therealinspector March 9, 2014
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CD Player

since they are no longer used thanks to those DAMNED mp3 players, let me give you a breakdown of the now extinct CD Player

before the iPods and Gigabeats existied there was an electronic device which required batteries and played CD's or Compact Discs(round shiny plastic objects that contained music tracks)called a CD player

they were quite big and werent very portable, so they werent purchased a whole lot. sadly, the CD player suffered a quick and silent death in 1999 once MP3 players started to become famous. compact discs are also on the verge of death thanks to napster and limewire
me: i just got a new sony Walkman CD player

you: d00d, CD players are sooooooooooo 1998
by tha truth teller August 14, 2006
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