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Plated

The act of either shitting on a glass table while someone watches from underneath or placing a clear glass plate on your face and having someone shit on the plate. Some prefer using saran wrap as they can then feel the warmth of the turd laying on their face.
That bitch just plated me. Her asshole was so cute
by Shewmanga February 10, 2017
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seafood platter eater

A woman whom has sapphic tendencies and doesn't necessarily identify as lesbian but whom definitely performs cunnilingus on other women.
"Alice is a real seafood platter eater and no, she doesn't like going to Red Lobster either. She likes fur burgers!"
by Earthling Kid October 26, 2006
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Plated Up

To put false or incorrect number plates on a car or other (usually stolen or uninsured) vehicle to hide the true identity.
Just went to look at a car for sale, well dodgy though. I reckon it's plated up.
by Obdii January 3, 2021
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penis platter

Christopher told Dick that he did not enjoy his rubbish penis platter.
by Asfandyarar January 25, 2008
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roge platter

when a female swabs her vaginal canal clean and puts it on a platter to be served for oral consumption
Perrin: Honey, go whip up a roge platter for me?

Paulina: sure thing baby
by perrin merc dis shit January 21, 2010
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FART PLATTER

An entree composed of a variety of beans: Red beans, Pinto beans, butter beans et al that induce flatulence.
by PlanetJBH February 6, 2013
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Pie platter

Pie platter A large hand (med./lat.: manus, pl. manūs) is a prehensile, multi-fingered extremity located at the end of an arm or forelimb of primates such as humans, chimpanzees, monkeys, and lemurs. A few other vertebrates such as the koala (which has two opposable thumbs on each "hand" and fingerprints remarkably similar to human fingerprints) are often described as having either "hands" or "paws" on their front limbs.ie Platters
Pie wicker has large pie platter for stuffing his face and unzipping his neck.
by mr J.R September 7, 2013
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