Picking Up Scraps

The art of taking credit for an accomplishment that you had absolutely nothing to do with.

Alternatively, acheiving a goal only after someone has done most or all of the work for you.

Bob: Damn, that project was rough. But I think I really pulled it off.

Jeff: Yeah..you pulled it off alright. (smiles wickedly)

Boss: Why Jeff, what an excellent job you did on that project, we should talk about your promotion.

Bob: (face turning 10 shades of red, he begins to hop up and down) But..but..no...he's PICKING UP SCRAPS!

Boss: Bob, perhaps you would benefit from some..counseling..

by ManagementSaidSo May 14, 2005

Pickersgill

Autistic

Pickersgill is autistic

by pickerstree July 22, 2020

picdick

The act of enjoying a scrumptious outdoor picnic followed by intense alfresco sex

Carleen still remembers the great picdicks she had in the Norfolk Broads:
Fantastic food, copious amount of wine and as many lovers as she could fit on the picnic rug!

by King Crumb & Stains November 7, 2020

Pick me guy

A guy that talks bad about himself to get compliments from others (mostly from people he is interested in)

Pick me guy: “i’m so ugly and stupid… why would anyone hang out with me… i don’t deserve you…”
Person: “Don’t say that! you’re handsome and really smart i love hanging out with you!”

me: “Youre right youre ugly and dumb and don’t deserve me”

by jipstylesx July 21, 2021

gwick pick

When you yank your hot dog until squeeb comes out of it.

Eric gwick picked in Mr. David's butt.

by Shrimp Biscuit June 10, 2008

nose pickin

When someone simply places ones finger up their nose and searches for some "treasure"

Their really deep in nose pickin

by anamanapeia April 4, 2015

Onion Picker

Someone who is so desperate for a relationship that they turn towards their own friends for a relationship.

Friend 1: Wow, Shae is such an onion picker!

Friend 2: I know, she just can't stop dating within the friend group!

by Smallest Boy September 28, 2018