PHYSICS

an acronym for masturbation; masturbation:

Pull / (ing)
Hard
Your
Sex organs
In
Constant
Strokes

When being told to explore new horizons,

"You should practice PHYSICS."
"Yes ma'am!"

by Browniezz October 12, 2009

Canadian Physics

n. The term given when an object behaves in a manner totally different than one would expect from standard physics. Usually used in sports contexts.

I was ready to crush his return, but the ball took the weirdest bounce off the wall. It was like he used Canadian physics.

by Dextrocardia November 11, 2008

Physics

To purge, create a laxative effect resulting in weapons grade flatulence and splattering shite all over the toilet.

Grandpa Will has been rocking the Jack LaLanne juicer again! Verl says that "physics" him! Why does he have to use our toilet at the Christmas party!

by Thebiglebowski10 December 28, 2010

Physics

A way of saying how a ball rolls, but with alien characters

I just went to physics class, feels like i'm learning alien language.

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Physics Bang

The act of betting smashed into the wall by shitty game physics.

Bro just got physics banged. lil Bitch

by GokuWorks November 18, 2020

Physics

The most annoying and fucking useless subject in school.

Teacher: "Hey, Wyatt, give me an example of physics."
Wyatt: "Dropping a child."

by JotaroPart4 February 8, 2021

Because Physics

The question to be answered is far too complicated to answere.

Similar to Because Maths and Because Science, but relating to physics.

"why does the marble run down the maze in this path?" "Because physics"

by Nytonial June 5, 2015