Pearl Shot

The ultimate act of ecstacy between lovers, upon which one, normally the male although it can vary, withdraws from the partner, and squirts their warm juices of love between the others eyes. Some claim it to be more satisfying than a blowjob, and more exhillerating than surprise sex.

"Oh, Jane! Baby! I'm going to let loose a pearl shot between your eyes! *Fap* Enjoy!

by Trotskizzle December 4, 2007

pearl necklace

the glorious culmination of tit-fucking, in which you blow your nuts out all over a girl's tits, shoulders, neck, and, with any luck, chin. one of the highest expressions of love and affection bestowable upon a woman by a man.

Dashing Gent: Hey, I bet you'd look good in a "pearl necklace."

Big-Titted Dreamboat: Why, yes, I supposed you're right. Why don't you come on over to my place and baste my torpedo tits and elegant neck with your steaming hot man goo?

by tit obsessed wankophile February 28, 2003

analysis paralysis

over thinking something.

analysis paralysis set in after 2 hours of trying to make sense of the system.

by The REAL VITO! July 22, 2009

option paralysis

The tendency, when given unlimited choices, to make none.

I've been offered three jobs this week, but I have option paralysis, so I think I'll just stay here at my McJob.

by Meaghan Fisher May 22, 2006

Sleep paralysis

All the bald men charging at u and turns out it was rob and he has warm cheese and for all we know he ran out of toilet paper and has wiped his ass with the cheese

Sleep paralysis:ahh it’s Ron

by 🦋🐥 July 20, 2019

Pealesy

Generally refers to a person, usually of male gender, who is thought of by most as a bit of a lad. A raw trait rather than a characteristic that can be acquired through practice.

He only just went and eyeballed his 5th shot of vodka - PEALESY!!!

by John Dad November 5, 2010

pearler

Australian: something impressive, extraordinary or remarkable; a prime or unsurpassed example of something. Similar to a humdinger or a ripper.

That lie Barnaby Joyce told was a pearler.

by Venus of the dark February 18, 2018