Pedro Castillo

Sexiest and most interesting MAN in the world. He also is known to be a sex god.

Ryan Reynolds aint got nothin' on Pedro Castillo.

by Selita Ebanks December 11, 2011

Dirty pedro

When you let a girl grow her pubes so long so that you can trim them with a lawnmower, after she’s shaven clean you take a shit on her now smooth crotch and smear it all over. Once the shit is smeared sufficiently you cum inside her screaming the word jalapeño

She was so gorgeous hombre, I gave her a dirty pedro

by Jajajajahadds January 20, 2020

pedro

A son who is loving and sweet. He is a real man. No chasing after loose mujers! Pedro always wipes his feet. Sometimes un poco late, but it is in the nature of a mother to be forgiving.

Pedro: Yo soy un real hombre!
Me: Si, mi beloved hijo! Remember to wipe your feet. And always stay safe! You don't want any loose mujers claiming to be the baby mama of any of your ninos!

by SantaMariaProtectMyBelovedHijo April 7, 2009

pedro martinez

One of the alltime great pitchers. Could even throw a bowling ball at 90.....wait it was zimmers head.

Wish the orioles had Pedro.....but he'd never pitch for an amateur team.

by Gary April 20, 2004

perogie tits

man boobs, that resemble perogies, or floppy boobs on ukranian girls

andy: "uhhhhh"
as he rubs his hands on his perogy tits

check out the perogie tits on jamie

by Stephanie H September 5, 2005

dirty perogie

a woman's vagina which has not been properly groomed or maintained.

God Michelle, you fucktwat, i can see your dirty perogie through your underwear. No one will want to chuck it in!

by kat February 13, 2004

Pedro Martinez

The defacto ace for the BoSox. He is one of the most dominent pitchers of the past few years. Not only does Pedro throw heat, but he also has a awesome changeup and curve. He is also a great mental pitcher and can strike out batters even when his velocity is down. He is eccentric, but that is a characteristic of many great men.

Pedro Martinez threw 9 shutout innings.
Pedro Martinez's curve drops 12-6.
Pedro Martinez is destined for Cooperstown

by parliment July 24, 2004