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Pegroni

A cocktail consisting of one part gin, one part Campari, 3/5 part vermouth rosso, 2/5 part rose water (gol ob), and garnished with an orange peel. The Pegroni was invented in Tehrangeles, California, during the great pandemic of 2020, when two Persian mixologists first introduced rose water to the already popular Negroni. The substitution of “P” for “N” in the name of the beverage is an homage to the cocktail’s Persian roots.
“Bahram, what is this, it’ smells like my uncle Fariborz’s living room?” — “Ahh yes, it’s a Pegroni, I see you’ve picked up on the hint of rose water in there, salamati jeegar!”
by Masti Mallone May 13, 2021
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petronize

When you pet your dog with your foot and the affection is not appreciated as genuine affection.
Your dog: Hey man, don't pet me with your foot; Don't just petronize me! I know it's not your hand. Give me the goods!
by PugLovers May 1, 2011
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Pedronism

One of the world's most dominant religions. This religion is the only religion based on true facts; one might even call it science. It revolves around our mighty god "Pedro", and how his teachings have saved us all.

If you wish to learn more about the truth of the world, you might want to check out the preview version of "The Book of Pedro" which is the Pedronian equivalent of the bible.
Pope Jose I: "My children... Have you danced the macarena with the blood of the border patrol officer yet?"
Children: "Of course, our Pope! Pedronism is the world to live! Long live the churros!"
Pope Jose I: "Make sure to read the Book of Pedro! You can get it at bit.ly/1hnLzMo "
by Pope Jose I May 3, 2014
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Peroni Nastro Azzurro

A Premium Lager made from Barely Malt, Italian Maize, and Hops.

Has an Alcohol content of 5.1% alc./vol.

Peroni Nastro Azzurro is brewed by Birra Peroni in Rome, Italy.

The name means "Blue Ribbon" in Italian, in honor of the Blue Riband won by Italian ocean liner SS Rex in 1933.

- Wikipedia
Frankie: Mike why do you drink Peroni Nastro Azzurro?

Mike: Because it tastes like a quality Lager, has little to no after taste, and smells like a dead Skunk.

Frankie: Ew! dead Skunk, how can that be appealing?

Mike: Well it's damn appealing if you love the smell of dead Skunk, and it just so happens that I do, so piss off and let me enjoy my delicious stinky beer!
by SushiGoblin January 27, 2013
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Peronicle

Peronicle. Meaning perfect chronicle. Someone in your life being the definition of the reason being alive. A perfect story of someone that makes it up in your life.
Devin is the peronicle of my life.
by zoeyy69x June 7, 2009
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Peroni Girls

A group of five fantastical ladies that met at a function in which some of the New Kids on the Block appeared. A close bond grew rapidly in a short period of time and they were soon off to stalk the new kids across the nation.

The name came about while stalking in a nearby state. We were dining (strategizing our next moves) in a restaurant when Jon walked in. He talked to us (we met him earlier, this time he came up to us) and when he sat down we purchased him his drink of choice, he chose a Peroni. Ever since then we have been known as the Peroni Girls, first by Jon then by the rest.

They together have conquered said art of stalking, successfully now known by all five members of the New Kids on the Block as the Peroni Girls after many adventures that took place in 2008 and 2009.
Those are some kick ass Peroni Girls
by Peroni Girl #1 August 5, 2009
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