A son who is loving and sweet. He is a real man. No chasing after loose mujers! Pedro always wipes his feet. Sometimes un poco late, but it is in the nature of a mother to be forgiving.
: Yo soy un real hombre!
Me: Si, mi beloved hijo! Remember to wipe your feet. And always stay safe! You don't want any loose mujers claiming to be the baby mama of any of your ninos!
A brazen hussy is a woman who is sinverguenza, bold and without shame. My beloved hijo tried to marry such a woman, who was thick with curves and did not wipe her feet. She would not cook for my beloved hijo. So I beat her with mi chancla. Take that, you trolloping strumpet! No brazen hussies for my hijo.
Mi hijo: Food, you lazy bitch!
: I just gave birth to your child!
Me: Now I beat you with mi chancla!