penis 

hairy thing between a mans legs that is fun to play with

when u look at porn u get a hard and start rubbing very fast

penis by mike June 16, 2004

penis 

Not a vagina. Not a vampire. Not a nuclear explosive device.

That is quite a non vagina. >:U ROAR INSERT TEXT HERE

penis by Sute >:O April 25, 2005

Penis 

A woman's favorite toy.

A penis can be a woman's best friend.

Penis by raspberry (lust) muffin December 28, 2005

Penis 

Used for reproduction and whatever you see fit

Wtf bill you just sat on my penis

Penis by Pee-nis August 19, 2003

penis 

The most important organ on a male's body, most often used to win arguments by comparing the size thereof.

Me: Ha ha, you got your penis cut off.
You: yep, im gonna go kill myself.

penis by Beanchan April 24, 2005

penis 

(Noun) a worm like structure located on a man who has a neighbor named asshole, hair that will never go away, a family of nuts, and a best friend named pussy

A penis loves his best friend! Sometimes the family comes to.

penis by Ozzykid February 22, 2009

Penis 

A strange ligament that will grow on about half of the entire animal population, including humans. This usually grows from the groin region, starting from birth. A penis looks like a thickish rod of flesh about five inches long.

When a organism with this feature is sexually aroused the penis can grow a small amount and will harden, perhaps leading to a small amount of white liquid emerging from the tip. Unlike popular belief this has no scientific evidence contributing to the myth that it might cause pregnancy,and later birth.

WARNING: If you become aware that you or someone else may have this genetic mutation he or she should be reported to federal authorities. These types have been reported to stab the non-infected type in the crotch in hopes of transferring it onto another.

Jill: Hey, whats that in your pants? It's strangely arousing.

George: It's just my penis, I actually sucked---

Jill: SHOOT IT!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEONE HELP ME!!! DAMN IT, WHY DO I HAVE TO DIE...*sobbing*

Penis by Bumblebeees April 23, 2014