Oxygen

Something you want to consume as little as possible of.

"Hey, stop breathing oxygen!"
"Ok!"

by a space lobster March 2, 2021

Oxygen

The shit you fucking breathe why would you search this shit

Random ass retard: Yooo I breathe oxygen
You: Don't we all dumbfuck?

by Why did you search up oxygen March 3, 2021

Oxygen

The thing that you are wasting

Man you are a waste of oxygen, why did you fucking do that?

by Ole Hickey June 3, 2021

Oxygen

Plant farts

oxygen is the waste product of photosynthesis

by potato is good November 7, 2021

Oxygen mask

Sucking farts out of someone else’s asshole.

Santa saves his farts all day until he gets back to the North Pole where he gives Mrs. Clause the oxygen mask.

by Roy G. Biv November 18, 2021

Oxygen

A very addicting substance that once you have breathed it in you will have to live out of it. It is also shown that it will kill you incredibly slowly without you knowing it and you will have a 100% death rate as scientifically proved.

A: man I can't live without oxygen
B: you're so dead dumbass
A: ah fuck

#GetRidOfO2

by MikeSGA November 22, 2021

Oxygen

What the fuck is wrong with you, you must be 8. Looking up the fuckin defenition for goddamn oxygen.

I breathe oxygen when i eat shit

by What the fuck is a psusoment February 9, 2022