Norse Manicure

Something really dirty. And sexual.

Girl, I want to give you a norse manicure so bad right now

by Thor2000000001 June 30, 2011

hung like a Norse

to have an enormous penis. this is the original definition from the age when Norsemen invaded England and raped and pillaged. they were said to have enormous penii. This has become corrupted to the modern hung like a horse

"quick lads" said Alan "get out of the bath, here comes Jermayne and he's hung like a Norse."

by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003

hung like a Norse

Alternative version of "hung like a horse," or to have a large penis. A reference to viking days - Norse vikings were legendary for the size of their endowment.

as she made sweet love to vladimir the viking, she remarked that he was hung like a norse

by Mange Storstake January 9, 2005

Norse Pantheon worship

A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the Norse gods.

He's into Norse pantheon worship.

by Judge dredd7 July 23, 2011

norse rune only lane

seeming indication of confused street signage e.g. when approaching a traffic rotary or five way intersection.

don't backseat drive, please- i'm in the NORSE RUNE ONLY LANE. if i nauthiz from this lane i'll invite the cops as well as destiny. i'm trying to invite glory and wisdom by flipping a wunjo at the rotary.

by lexicali slim September 22, 2009

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.

by Silentlydisapears July 11, 2021

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turque

this term is used to describe

1) a problem in a given scientific subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there.

3) something that has rarely been seen in the scientific world, and it is therefore hard to make complete sense of it.

two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turque. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turque. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.

by Sexydimma April 13, 2014