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Norse Manicure

Something really dirty. And sexual.
Girl, I want to give you a norse manicure so bad right now
by Thor2000000001 June 30, 2011
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hung like a Norse

to have an enormous penis. this is the original definition from the age when Norsemen invaded England and raped and pillaged. they were said to have enormous penii. This has become corrupted to the modern hung like a horse
"quick lads" said Alan "get out of the bath, here comes Jermayne and he's hung like a Norse."
by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003
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hung like a Norse

Alternative version of "hung like a horse," or to have a large penis. A reference to viking days - Norse vikings were legendary for the size of their endowment.
as she made sweet love to vladimir the viking, she remarked that he was hung like a norse
by Mange Storstake January 9, 2005
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Norse Pantheon worship

A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the Norse gods.
by Judge dredd7 July 23, 2011
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norse rune only lane

seeming indication of confused street signage e.g. when approaching a traffic rotary or five way intersection.
don't backseat drive, please- i'm in the NORSE RUNE ONLY LANE. if i nauthiz from this lane i'll invite the cops as well as destiny. i'm trying to invite glory and wisdom by flipping a wunjo at the rotary.
by lexicali slim September 22, 2009
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He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.
He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.
by Silentlydisapears July 11, 2021
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Tuh-nor Yonker

Another word for something vulgar, vile, insulting, or discusting. This could also refer to a penis, or ball sack, or sometimes even a hairy wang.
Tuh-nor Yonker can also be a name. I feel bad for all those Tuh-nors out there.
Kid 1: Damn! that movie was such a Tuh-nor Yonker(vulgar, discusting)! Probably not the best movie to see with my grandma. . .

Kid 2:Yeah, the main character wouldn't stop playing with his Tuh-nor Yonker(penis).

Kid 3:He so had a Tuh-nor Yonker(hairy wang).
by hairywang November 16, 2010
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