nocabekili

an utterly random word that says "I like bacon" if you read it backwords

person 1: "nocabekili!"
person 2: "what the hell is your problem?"
person 1: "enasni ma I ,yrros" (read it bachwords)

by The Claw May 3, 2005

Nonce Patrol

A group of highly trained individual tasked with mobile and online eradication of nonces. Daily jobs consist of many things from diving deep into the realm of Tik Tok, observing Danielle Cohn's YouTube comment section, and on foot operations involving the physical take down of nonces, and sentencing. All jobs are co-ordinated by highly intelligent people, determined to eradicated the noncery in this world.

Ranks can be earnt with good service, beginners are given the rank of Private, and can work their way up to Chief Nonce Destroyer.

"I'm excited to join The Nonce Patrol ranks"

by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019

nonce

a paedophile or child molester

Charlie's a right nonce.

yeah, absolute pifter him.

by wangwanpifting November 24, 2019

Nonce Hunter

Someone who scavenges the worlds for dirty paedophiles

"Stacy saw a nonce hunter last week in the woods"

by Dirty Bobby Ewell January 19, 2020

Nonce

A person who is sexually attracted to children, a paedophile. These people will often try to engage in sexual activity with minors.

Justin: Yo, have you heard that Jack Lennon is trying to hit on Jess again?
Riley: Mate he is such a nonce

by FirePhoenix511 April 18, 2020

Matt Nonced

to be left in a room on your own by all of your friends with one annoying person who has shit chat and will not let you leave the room before they have told you pointless things about their life which knowone cares about.

"no dont go in that room"
"why?"
"because we have all just left Phil behind to get matt nonced with some complete tit"

by Mr Ngog December 9, 2009

Nonce

A merciless child molester who grooms kids before bringing them into their van for some juicy jaw breakers

Poor Sofia. Went into big fat strokin nonce Peter Brown’s van and now she’s gonna get her gag reflex checked

by Wagwan 619 November 23, 2018