Freshing my balls 

The act of farting on your balls to feel the pressurized air coming from your rectum and then shoot your balls with a butt burp

Hey man where have you been?

Oh dont mind me I was just freshing my balls

Freshing my balls by Ordinary description January 27, 2023

Buttered the back of my balls 

To soil your pants so badly it coats the unfortunate persons testicles.

Oh no...we have to go.

What do you mean we have to go?

I just buttered the back of my balls man.

Buttered the back of my balls by EZD May 2, 2015

that made my balls stiff 

A term said by Freddie from the British rock band "Queen" in a comedy skit. After gaining popularity on Instagram in late 2017, it has been broadened used as a term that can randomly be said to express any emotion really.

Could be used to describe amaze, or surprise without being the slightest bit 'homo'.

Phillip: How did you like my presentation Capri?
Capri: Wow Phillip, that made my balls stiff!

that made my balls stiff by MEGAMIND420 December 9, 2020

wrecked my balls 

while on cowgirl position, literally wrecking or smashing the balls of the guy below with your butt.

"Dude the girl from last night wrecked my balls"

"Lucky you"

wrecked my balls by itsnotmyrealname October 4, 2013

Finesse my balls 

When you want someone to hook up with your balls.

Her head rocks back and forth as she finesses my balls.
She literally won’t leave me alone, all she wants to do is finesse my balls.
When I got the call my grandma died, my girl was finessing my balls.

Finesse my balls by B1G BaLLS December 5, 2017

Shit my Balls 

A slang term expressing surprise. Often used in the same context as "well slap my ass and call me Charlie!"

Heather: "Did you hear Donald Trump is getting his face put on the 100 dollar bill?"

Corey: "Well shit my balls!"

Shit my Balls by Sarcasm is Dead March 12, 2020

suck on my balls 

A provactive statement popularized by Jeremy of Pure Pwnage, used to insist that the insultee suck on the balls of the insulter.

Kyle, suck on my balls.

suck on my balls by J-dizzizzle November 15, 2007