Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!
by vinny125125 September 9, 2010
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I had a beard miscarriage. Meant to trim it and ended up shaving off a strip, so I had to take the whole thing off.
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it's when you loose the baby during pregnancy.. most of the time before you even realize you're pregnant. you can notice it from vaginal bleeding and cramps that are not part of your period.
by veggieness May 15, 2005
Get the miscarriage mug.In reality it is a very sweet dessert wine that is now popular with hoodrats, niggas, and a wide variety of other ignorant peoples, typically of urban origin.
It is the new replacement for White Zin, another wine that is used with every meal by uncultured assholes.
It is the new replacement for White Zin, another wine that is used with every meal by uncultured assholes.
Dayday:"Yo son, Shawtie been drinking that Moscato with her steak."
Todd:"Don't call me 'son', PATRICK. Your girlfriend is an idiot, that's a dessert wine. As a matter of fact, you're fired..You disgust me."
Todd:"Don't call me 'son', PATRICK. Your girlfriend is an idiot, that's a dessert wine. As a matter of fact, you're fired..You disgust me."
by DrAllWright December 14, 2010
Get the Moscato mug.The failure to "give birth" to a sneeze. It is comprised of a moment of extreme anxiety followed by a feeling of utter worthlessness. Not to be confused with purposely stopping a sneeze, because abortions are wrong.
Joe: Dude, I almost died on the way to work today.
Bill: Oh, yeah?
Joe: Yeah, I had a miscarriage. I veered into oncoming traffic, and a bus of schoolchildren and nuns swerved into a ravine.
Bill: That sucks, but at least it wasn't an abortion.
Bill: Oh, yeah?
Joe: Yeah, I had a miscarriage. I veered into oncoming traffic, and a bus of schoolchildren and nuns swerved into a ravine.
Bill: That sucks, but at least it wasn't an abortion.
by Dano Magnum October 30, 2006
Get the miscarriage mug.Abbreviation for motion capture. Professional used word for experts who work with Motion Capturing. Mocap for 3D Animation, Biomechanics, Virtual Reality and training & simulation.
by Laurens November 11, 2008
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“The ladies are chillin’ by us hoping to get a sip of Moscai, but I ain’t sharing”
“The ladies are chillin’ by us hoping to get a sip of Moscai, but I ain’t sharing”
by Derrick Porter February 16, 2015
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