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Merge Molester

Similar to merge burgler, used for more egregious, infuriatig, and/or sociopathic examples of merge-lane exploitation.

Example; going up an offramp, only to go through the light at the top and back down the opposite onramp, then forcing oneself back into a (stationary) line of traffic at the expense of everyone between the exit and entry points.
.....aaaaand there he goes. Man, if I knew my kid did that, I'd disown him. Hope that frikken' merge molester gets his grill ripped of by some 1990 rustbucket Ford Escort when he tries weaselling back in.
by MR_OOF July 5, 2010
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Ewok Moolesters

Verb: To rant endlessly about black ops to a point where everyone either begins to ignore you or threaten to kill you.
I feel like being a Ewok Moolesters today and destroy my relationships with people.
by Wiggledwarf May 24, 2011
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Lester The Molester

Lester the Molester is a fighting move preferably using a Riot shield or any Shield.
It works by pushing the person with your shield into there wall and molesting there dead body.
There are also different types of Lesters the Tri-Lester or the Double Lester.
Person A: Woah Bro help me I'm Getting Lester the Molester'd
Person B: Damn bruh i'm coming to help.
by Tomskiwasnothereomar December 26, 2022
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Meester

The way Emily's dads spanish immigrant workers say mister.
You buy beers today,Meester.
Meeeeeeeeeester!!
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molesterbate

To give someone a handjob/ to finger them. anything one can do to themselves, done by another person, with a sexual intent
Ria molesterbated Tj when he took his pants off

Tj molesterbated that hot girl in the movie theatre
by Ria March 12, 2005
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Charles The Child Molester

A high school graduate that was molested. Now he molests other at the age of 35. (WARNING, AVOID HIM AT ALL COST)
Signs charles is in the neighbourhood:
Big white Van
Big white tent
Candy Wrappers on the floor with white dust in them
Big White Food Truck
children disappearing at a alarming rate
when children come back they play "strange" games (sex)
CHARLES THE CHILD MOLESTER IS COMING TO GET YOU CHILDREN! RUUUUUUUUUUN
by Mr. Gary Trollmer February 17, 2013
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mageester

when you stick in their keester and you take it out and they taste the poo. Otherwise known as ass to mouth.
That ho sure turned me on when I pulled it out of her ass and she did the Mageester
by Rebecca Becker December 3, 2007
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