moofism

A religion based around the worship of mini muffins. Originated from Kirsten Otten and Iffy Smith!

**place muffin on table and begin to worship by bowing down and spreading the word of the muffin** A moofist temple

by Kirsten Otten and Iffy Smith March 9, 2005

mofiend

Mo - fiend 'mo fend n from the African verb mofe which means to be ambiguous 1. a friend with who whom you have a sexual relationship (unlike a "bed buddy" in the quality of your friendship) 2.one with whom an exclusive romantic relationship is over but a sexual relationship continues 3. one who is unaware of his/her position as your prospective spouse

1:We'd been friends for five years before we finally became mofiends that fateful night.
2:Since we broke up, the sex with my mofiend has gotten better and better.
3: My mofiend's parents are gonna make great in-laws as soon as we get married...once we start dating...once we meet each other formally.

by adapted from the BFs May 23, 2006

moofius

One who steals from or hurts others, but justifies the action with invalid logic.

After stealing my wallet the moofius responds with: "I can either give back the wallet, and gain nothing and become labled a thief. Or I can run away, gain 14 dollars and still be labled a thief. So either way i'm going to end up loseing, so I might as well choose the path that is better for me."

by justinsane September 2, 2005

mofiggity

a cool up to beat white guy. the coolest dude on da block always gettin crunk.

yo that mofiggity was gettin crunk at da party.

by spam gewd November 18, 2004

moofa

A moofa is a very ugly and disturbing to look at person, usually the kind you see randomly on the street.

Gelsey said to zarin, "Eww what a moofah!"

by Abeer March 14, 2005

Spoofy Moof Day

The twelve days in a year on which the month number is the same as the day of the month (i.e. April fourth, June sixth)

1. My birthday is August 8th, which lies on the same day as Spoofy Moof Day.

by amyandange May 25, 2003

MooFly

A Cow with fly wings, has super powers yay! He Can fly and has the power to manipulate energy around him. He also is surrounded by a layer of negative energy that acts as a shield. He is known for being strange and obnoxious. Also dubs people awesome for absolutely no reason...

Woman:Help I'm getting robbed
MooFly:Here I am to save the day *farts*
Robber:Oh my god what did you eat?
MooFly:Roadkill and this *pulls out dead squirrel half eaten*
Robber:That's what the? *barfs*
Woman:Oh my...
Robber:You're sick *runs away*
Woman:I'm covered in... disgusting!
MooFly:You're thanks is reward enough citizen!
Woman:Get away from me freak *slaps him and runs*
MooFly:What freaks! I ain't dubbin' them awesome worth crap sheesh!

by MooFly April 4, 2009