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MOLD

Stands for "Mildly Old". People who are in their late forties to early sixties who are still sexually active generally fall within this category.
Guy 1: "So this lady you're banging. How old is she again?

Guy 2: "52."

Guy 1: "Fuck man she old!"

Guy 2: "Actually she's only MOLD so it's ok."

Guy 1: "Ah, ok."
by debitsucks101 October 23, 2012
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Belmont Milds

A popular Canadian brand of cigarettes. Manufacturing of Belmont Milds is scheduled for termination by 30 April 2007, at the latest, due to new Canadian federal tobacco regulations concerning the use of the terms "mild" and "light" on tobacco packaging. Since Belmont Milds are one of the highest-quality cigarettes currently manufactured in Canada, their discontinuation is yet another example of the anti-smoking Nazis in Ottawa failing to address REAL public concerns, instead conceding to the will of uptight, over-the-hill baby boomers who want to make sure the air still smells nice long after their olfactory organs have ceased to function.
"Did you hear, Belmont Milds are being discontinued."

"Yeah, maybe if we set fire to some baby boomers in the streets the government will change its mind."
by nadnosnibor December 11, 2008
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MOLD

After 5 shots of booze, Sally was ready to mold with anything that had a penis.
by duderamos November 1, 2009
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Mildred , Texas

What was originally established as a stop along the Brazos Valley Line railway due to the oil boom albeit shortly experienced evolved into the last stronghold in Navarro County for the rich white man to safely send his daughter to school free of the retches of diversity that's seen at Corsicana High School ( WAKANDA FO-EVUH )
Bobby Joe Whiplash - I heard you were sending Cheyenne Ray over to the school in Mildred , Texas.

Francis Hicknboots - Well Bobby , I tell you... I'd rather not have interracial babies and a meth addicted daughter in my family. Gotta keep her safe from DEM BOYZ.

Bobby Joe Whiplash - I heard that brother !! Hoo-ahh!!
by Microwave_Confessions January 23, 2021
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Mildly Sexual

Mildly Sexual, between anybody, may usually consist of oral sex, and anything considered less than that in society. however, no penetration is involved.
this dare is mildly sexual, but i'll do it anyway.
by RobotJones2010 December 28, 2011
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Beautiful molded cake

Hot drop dead gorgeous man or woman who seem to have everything on the outside , but once you cut into the cake,
date them ,get to know them, they treat people really bad

and they are rotten and molded on the inside.
I dated that hot guy ,everyone thinks he's gorgeous , got to know him and he is definitely a beautiful molded cake.He treats all women he dates really bad .I regret dating him .
by pinknature July 9, 2010
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Cold as Mold

Temperatures so low that the only way to express them is through the use of this nonsensical, rhyming simile.
Weatherman: The windchill could cause temperatures to drop to -35 degrees tonight.

Soulja Boy Tell 'Em: Shit, it's gonna be cold as mold for my Nobel Peace Prize ceremony.
by crw86 February 18, 2010
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