I had Morphine on my lips when I sucked Matt off, and the benzocaine in my lip balm numbed his dick-head and made it take a long time for him to cum!
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Get the Morphtronic Jizz Rag mug.A: "Where were you last night? Me and Rannock were orc-slaying!"
B: "Sorry, I was away playing the other MMORPG."
B: "Sorry, I was away playing the other MMORPG."
by The Urban Scribe August 29, 2005
Get the The Other MMORPG mug.The lamest city in the world. The best thing to do here is to go to Target or loiter in front of Vons talking about what to do next. That's all that's done though. Just talking about it. It's also filled with a bunch of white kids going nowhere in life who think they're the shit but haven't stepped out into the real world, or the cholos/cholas in downtown Moorpark who are also going nowhere in life. By 8 PM the city is dead because the people who live here are lame and don't have anything to do but sleep or stay inside their houses, or the high school kids are hiding at their friend's places smoking weed or drinking beers, but would never raise havoc in the streets of safe ole Moorpark.
Moorpark? Where's that? I've heard of Simi Valley and Thousand Oaks, but I don't know what the hell Moorpark is.
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Get the Morpheus Phreak mug.The act of wearing a toy Power Ranger glove on ones hand, causing said hand to become numb, and masturbating using that hand. Lubrication not required, but strongly recommended.
After growing tired of giving himself regular strangers, Chuck slipped on his pink Power Ranger glove and gave himself a Mighty Morphin' Power Stranger.
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