Douchey Mcdoucherson

a person who in fact is the worst waste of life ever. a true specimen will spit while drinking a beer and having a fat dip in...

shadandawa should change her name to "Douchey Mcdoucherson".

by random hero March 27, 2005

ronald mcdonald

some freak that is the mascot of McDonalds

I wish the fat purple dude would sit on Ronald and squish him

by lunar shadows August 21, 2004

McDonalds

A place where people will end up working at because they've been convinced school is useless.

"Hello, welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?"
"Yeah, can I get a Filet O' Fish and a small Shut The Fuck Up?"

by dj gs68 October 19, 2003

Riley McDonald

a boy who wishes to only be loved and strives to find meaning and purpose to life, is also big gay

this fag loving cumdumpster is such a Riley McDonald

by Riley McDonald November 8, 2018

mcdonald manager diagnosis

when you pass out in the bathroom of a mcdonald's bathroom, and the manager finds you on the floor shivering.

1. hello, sir. i am the manager at mcdonald's. you are dehydrated and are laying out cold on my bathroom floor.

2. hey, that's my dad. he passed out because he won't drink his ensure.

3. hey, you clowns. you're talking about me. i will not drink ensure because i hate fat people, and i don't want to get fat again!!!

4. if you're ill, please go to mcdonald's to get youself a top of the line mcdonald manager diagnosis.

by MCDONALD'S MANAGER December 6, 2012

The McDonald's

When you buy the cheapest prostitute available and end up with gonorrhoea and regret

The morning after Luke Smith did The McDonald's,
Luke Smith: "Fuck"

by Shcok_Wrie0020 January 19, 2017

Mcdogging

To go dogging in Mcdonald's drive thru and having the staff there watch you before making your order as normal and then finishing off in front of window 3 before taking your food and having post sex munchies.

Niki: Steve let's go Mcdogging!!
Steve: Yeah ok sounds great, What we gonna eat though?
Niki: erm we will have a quick break and check the menu out on our way through :)
Steve: Ok :D sounds great, cant wait!

by stevev123 March 20, 2011