masturbate sandwich

When a girl kneels between two guys, and jerks both of them off at the same time. Unto her face.

"Julia loves to make masturbate sandwiches."

by Dodo and Wipe October 19, 2006

Masturbate

When one stimulates the genetilia. For guys, it involves taking their hands and gently rubbing up and down on their cock and they seem to get harder and harder and start rubbing faster until he cums all over the place, he also will get VERY horny and have an orgasim. For girls, it involves sticking one, two, three, four. or how ever many fingers or a foreign object in their vagina hole; often called "sticky fingers" becasue your fingers do tend to get sticky, but its pleasurable. You tend to do it while having cyber sex or looking at dicks.... it gets you very horny and you reach a HUGE orgasim.

I can't come down for dinner right now, I'm too busy masturbating and it feels SO good!

by ANYONE could! June 18, 2005

masturbate

Pleasing yourself manually to the point of orgasm

When a woman opens her legs wide and sticks in her fingers in her vagina, while the other had rubs her clit until reaching a climax.

When a man looks at porn and at the point when his dick becomes hard, he wraps his hand around it and starts to stroke up and down at a face pace in order tp get off

by mary May 13, 2005

Masturbaids

An infection in a small cut or laceration on the hand due to unsanitary self love.

" See this little red patch on my hand, mate ? That's Masturbaids ! Got it last night after a dirty wank."

by C. Albano December 9, 2008

Maskurbate

To wear a surgical or other face mask over the nose and mouth to protect from viruses while completely alone

That guys maskurbates all the time in his car even though no one else is riding with him.

by Smoopie April 25, 2021

masturbate

When you're horny enough, what you do when you're too chicken or virginal to grab a partner to do it with you. Can be simple or complex; depending on how horny or depraved you are.

Guys: stroke their penis.
Girls: rub their clitoris in a circular motion, or stick various objects inside themselves.

Guys usually find masturbation through friends, whereas girls tend to find it on their own.

Guy: Ahhh. Playboy.
Girl: Ahhh. Porn and cyber sex.

Guy: Oooh... oooh... wow, those boobs are HUGE... (mentally: Damn, why can't I get a girl? Oh well, I'll masturbate) whoa... (slips hands into pants)... yeah... yeah... (strokes himself)...holy shit, she's hot... whoa... (comes) Ahhh. Satisfaction.
Girl: Wait, she does what? (aroused) He sticks his... oh... (fantasizes about opening door and grabbing boy next door but knows she is only a virgin... Sex can wait, masturbate!)... he flips up her skirt... sucks on her breast...ahh... (slips one hand under blouse, other inside underwear)...omigosh, he's eating her out...(strokes her clitoris in a slow circular motion)... Wow! Wow! (picks up speed) Omigosh, this is so hot! (moans) Oh... (screams expletives in ecstasy)... ahh...ah...(explodes in pleasure) Ahhh. (sticks finder inside for good measure, then pulls it out and smiles in bliss)

by una chica fantastica January 11, 2006

Masturbat

A misspelling that sheltered kids make. The wrong way to spell masturbate. If you had no clue how to spell it shame on you.

Derek: Masturbat, whats that mean? Is it when the best baseball player on the team is the only one that gets to use the good bat?

by Schultzy235 July 3, 2009