Masterbexting

One sided Sexting or sexting alone.

1) You might be Masterbexting if you send a sext and get a single word reply like 'No', 'Nope', 'Yup' or no simpley no reply at all.

2) You might be Masterbexting if you are playing both roles in the sext conversation ie:Replying to sexting messages back to yourself, after the original went unanswered.

by Hartford's Hubby October 31, 2011

masterchiefpuju

One of the best players in the games halo and modern warfare series.

Damn masterchiefpuju is crazy he just sniped that dude out of a moving ghost.

Masterchiefpuju is the masterchief.

Masterchiefpuju must suck at call of duty..... wait never mind he killed me.

by Solankill November 27, 2011

hasterpiece

A hasterpiece is the exact opposite of a masterpiece. Absolutely hideous.

"Man that girl's hair is a hasterpiece. Why would she ever think that was a good idea?"

by Ms. Mysterious May 19, 2014

masterbreaktion

Taking time out of studying or doing homework to rub one out.

"Dude, are you done your essay?"

"No I saw a hot girl on my facebook so i took time for a masterbreaktion"

I got bored of studying so I watched some porn and had a masterbreaktion

by botty_count January 27, 2015

Masterbeef

To lift weights in the gym by yourself

Dude this sucks i don't have a lifting partner, i always have to masterbeef.

by Yendricklamar July 21, 2017

Masterbearding

The act of stroking one’s beard lasciviously

My teenage daughter and I felt extremely uncomfortable when the driver of the car parked next to ours stared at us while masterbearding.

by The Word Divas May 25, 2021

Masterchef

The show where the fat gronks go “Mmm!”

Woman:Did you watch masterchef last night?
Superwog: Isn’t that show where two fat gronks go “Mmm!”

by Dudebloke March 7, 2022