A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.
by Picax8398 July 28, 2017
Get the two tone post malonemug. This means that gibby is your father and Trisha Paytas is your momma. Jake Paul is your God and shronk is the devil!
by benco555 April 14, 2019
Get the Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seaveymug. She is unique, amazing, she is so lovely, she has the most gorgeous smile ever. She has a nice bum. Absolutely gorgeous. She wears make up but she doesn't need it because she is perfect without
by Anonymousguy2000014 November 7, 2016
Get the Amber Malonemug. Austin Richard Post, popularly known as Post Malone, is an American rapper, songwriter, and record producer. You can never predict what kind of tune he'll make next. He has more tattoos than you'll make in a lifetime. He can look poor while being rich.
by pop_Crush July 7, 2022
Get the Post Malonemug. If it’s from Malone ,leave it alone.
Welcome to Malone NY,where the men are men ,the women are too and the sheep are scared
Welcome to Malone NY,where the men are men ,the women are too and the sheep are scared
You can tell she’s from Malone NY she has bumps around her lips, leave her alone .
The sheep get anxious in Malone NY when they see men and women with big rubber boots .
The sheep get anxious in Malone NY when they see men and women with big rubber boots .
by Slim pickings 16 June 2, 2018
Get the Malone NYmug. 
To take a shit right after you shower. It's in the wrong order, but you'd imagine Post Malone doing this.
by poulravn August 21, 2020
Get the Post Malonemug.