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two tone post malone

A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.
"Man danny mountain has a giant two tone post malone"
by Picax8398 July 28, 2017
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This means that gibby is your father and Trisha Paytas is your momma. Jake Paul is your God and shronk is the devil!
Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey get over here the children are burning!
by benco555 April 14, 2019
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Amber Malone

She is unique, amazing, she is so lovely, she has the most gorgeous smile ever. She has a nice bum. Absolutely gorgeous. She wears make up but she doesn't need it because she is perfect without
by Anonymousguy2000014 November 7, 2016
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Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, popularly known as Post Malone, is an American rapper, songwriter, and record producer. You can never predict what kind of tune he'll make next. He has more tattoos than you'll make in a lifetime. He can look poor while being rich.
Dude: "I want to appear like Post Malone!"
WOW! "like homeless but rich"
by pop_Crush July 7, 2022
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Malone NY

If it’s from Malone ,leave it alone.

Welcome to Malone NY,where the men are men ,the women are too and the sheep are scared
You can tell she’s from Malone NY she has bumps around her lips, leave her alone .

The sheep get anxious in Malone NY when they see men and women with big rubber boots .
by Slim pickings 16 June 2, 2018
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Post Malone

To take a shit right after you shower. It's in the wrong order, but you'd imagine Post Malone doing this.
Yo Derek, I accidently pulled a Post Malone today.
by poulravn August 21, 2020
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