Definitions by Picax8398

NASCAR Dick

When a penis has a hard left bend to it when erect.

The guy from the FakeHospital videos, yeah he has NASCAR Dick

NASCAR Dick by Picax8398 February 20, 2018

two tone post malone 

A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.

"Man danny mountain has a giant two tone post malone"

two tone post malone by Picax8398 July 28, 2017