Small Asian person who is extremely beautiful and smart.
Often acts as peoples human dictionary.
Very picky with EVERYTHING but is very loved by all her friends.
Has amazing ninja wrapping skills.
Often acts as peoples human dictionary.
Very picky with EVERYTHING but is very loved by all her friends.
Has amazing ninja wrapping skills.
Toni: "Hey how do you spell phosphorus?"
Madoka: "p h o s p h o r u s"
Toni: "thank you again Madoka"
Madoka: "p h o s p h o r u s"
Toni: "thank you again Madoka"
by Tonitom November 17, 2010
Get the Madoka mug.1. the Italian name for the Virgin Mary, Mother of Jesus
2. a pop entertainer who has some decent songs and does stupid image things to start controversies and sell albums and other items like her book "Sex". Some of her videos have offended many people and some of them have even been banned by MTV, VH1 and other video networks and programs. They have featured things like sex with a dead man, burning crosses, S & M scenes, violence, her in a VERY tight sweater (Vogue)and more. She has posed for smut mags and porno flicks. Her current tour features a skit where she acts as a dominitrix and sings while strapped to a cross, mocking Jesus. The shitty teen pop phenomenon (Britney, Xtina, etc.) is entirely inspired by Madonna, so she has a lot to answer for.
2. a pop entertainer who has some decent songs and does stupid image things to start controversies and sell albums and other items like her book "Sex". Some of her videos have offended many people and some of them have even been banned by MTV, VH1 and other video networks and programs. They have featured things like sex with a dead man, burning crosses, S & M scenes, violence, her in a VERY tight sweater (Vogue)and more. She has posed for smut mags and porno flicks. Her current tour features a skit where she acts as a dominitrix and sings while strapped to a cross, mocking Jesus. The shitty teen pop phenomenon (Britney, Xtina, etc.) is entirely inspired by Madonna, so she has a lot to answer for.
1. I saw a Madonna and child painting at the art museum today.
2. While on tour in Italy Madonna invited the pope to see her show in Rome. Needless to say, he didn't go. He, the local Jewish community and the local Muslim community asked her not to reenact the mock crucifixion scene in her Rome show. She did it anyway.
2. While on tour in Italy Madonna invited the pope to see her show in Rome. Needless to say, he didn't go. He, the local Jewish community and the local Muslim community asked her not to reenact the mock crucifixion scene in her Rome show. She did it anyway.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2008
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A pop singer who isn't the best singer, a musician who can't play an instrument, a self proclaimed Jew who isn't really Jewish and who sports an obviously fake English accent. Yet manages to snag the title of the most famous woman in the world. If this is true, it's probably for the sensless acts of stupidity she's commited over the years and the brainless Euro-wannabe sheep who blindly follow her like a cult leader who somehow think she at 50-something is still cool, pulling such moronic stunts just for publicity's sake.
Rodolfo: Wow, Madonna has a new album (in european spain accent)
Kenny: Dude she's old, can't sing, can't play an instrument, thinks she's Jewish, now has accent and she could go F**k herself.
Kenny: Dude she's old, can't sing, can't play an instrument, thinks she's Jewish, now has accent and she could go F**k herself.
by anonymous8000 April 3, 2008
Get the madonna mug.Likely the most famous woman in the world. Her controversies and ever-evolving image have kept her in the biz for twenty plus years, though sometimes hurting her commercial success as opposed to empowering it.
She also has several nice tunes and the best pair of legs in Hollywood.
She also has several nice tunes and the best pair of legs in Hollywood.
Ex. missionary to African orphan:
"Michael you are being adopted by Mariah Carey!"
Response:
"No, no - I won't have any food! Send that tiny Madonna for me PLEASE!"
"Michael you are being adopted by Mariah Carey!"
Response:
"No, no - I won't have any food! Send that tiny Madonna for me PLEASE!"
by jackson222 October 15, 2006
Get the madonna mug.A portagee law jockey, or a poor man's version of the virgin mary in a half-shell.
These shrines most often house a statue of the Blessed Virgin and are constructed by upending an old bathtub and burying one end.
These shrines most often house a statue of the Blessed Virgin and are constructed by upending an old bathtub and burying one end.
Fall River 1: Hey, Mariário look behind the chain link fence, is that a new bathtub madonna?
Fall River 2: Sim.
Fall River 2: Sim.
by 2Black2Strong February 11, 2012
Get the Bathtub Madonna mug.An Old washed up whore who is as outdated as expired milk.
She continues to dress up as a tramp even though she is like 120 years old, she sings sound about her being sexually frustrated and giving bloweys through her hit songs Like 'like a prayer'
Madonna says she wants to give everyone blow jobs to who goes to her concert, bitch better take out her dentures and sweep the Cobwebs.
She continues to dress up as a tramp even though she is like 120 years old, she sings sound about her being sexually frustrated and giving bloweys through her hit songs Like 'like a prayer'
Madonna says she wants to give everyone blow jobs to who goes to her concert, bitch better take out her dentures and sweep the Cobwebs.
Madonna, A rare 1980's artifact that thinks she is 20 years old even though she is an antique that needs to be carbon dated.
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