Lorenzo

An italian motherfucker who drinks a shit ton of wine and talks with his hands all night and cannot cook pasta.

Oh no the wine is gone you pulled a lorenzo

by VacuumCleanersSuck555 December 7, 2021

Lorenzo

Lorenzo gets so easily attached to anything he likes but is so held back by his own toxic masculinity that his passive aggressiveness makes you want to punch them in the face. He is so manipulative and cries at night about their 3.8 inch dick. once he gets fixated on something itll be the only thing he wants from you(even if you say no or tell them it makes you not feel like a person anymore) Lorenzo is the type of person to never admit their wrong and just ignore it ever happened

jared: Yo isnt that Lorenzo shouldnt he be in jail right now?

sarah: Omg yeah it is i hate lorenzo

by scooty mcscotty February 6, 2022

Lorenzo

A half Spanish half Belgian gaylord that likes to be raped in the butt.

“You want to be raped by me? OH YES I’m such a Lorenzo!”

by anoniem123’bv December 31, 2021

Lorenzo

A really nice, handsome, fit guy with a massive cock.

Girl on omegle: Are you Lorenzo?
Lorenzo: Yes
Girl on omegle: You're a fucking cracker

by florain February 7, 2022

lorenzo'#2000

Enzo is friendly and easy to connect with. He's really funny and awesome

also a loser

lorenzo'#2000 is so cool LMAO

by conets February 27, 2022

lorentz driver

lorentz driver: a however the fuck many shot linear fusion rifle that creates black holes that pull you from 15 universes away and suck you onto the amogus ship and never misses

lorentz driver

no

by Nice one Perma March 16, 2022

Lorenzo

The god of macking. Shatterer of cervixes. 99% overall in 2k22

Lorenzo fucked my girlfriend last night and I'm actually kind of happy about it.

by Farkan June 6, 2022