mäx loränz

mäx is very in love with erica. He likes big tatas and he cannot lie.

oh your name is mäx loränz, how is it going with erica with the big tatas.

by noobsaibot123 November 18, 2019

Texas Lorax

"The trees cant be harmed if the Lorax is armed"

The Lorax gettin out the 12 gauge.

Businessman 1: We're going to cut down the trees.
Businessman 2: Oh no! Its the texas Lorax
Texas Lorax: Don't make me take out the 12 gauge!
(BAM!)
Texas Lorax: GOT EM.

by TexasLorax October 29, 2020

Loranger

A dumb Polack who loves to touch Noe Marricone

Man, Loranger sure is up Noe's ass today.

by bob April 11, 2005

Loras College

A small liberal arts college that is really a conservative arts college, but calls itself a liberal arts college to hide that its really not.

Damn, my University is turning out to be a Loras College!

by bleeding asshole February 6, 2009

Loralie

Loralie is a Fraud, goes by the name Alexis and belongs to Alexander. Just call me The Crimson Ghost. Punchline's name isn't Alexis. I know more about Punchline than anyone will ever know. It all has to do with The LeoTard she wears, thus a Leo! She knows who she is and I love her with all my heart! She is based off of the Movie Fear of Clowns, which I first saw April 6, 2007. I am more than a psychic. I have the Mind of Christ. On April 13, 2019, My life was threatened. They all down played it. I am very physically ill and should be literally dead but for some reason I escaped to tell the truth. Her boyfriend admitted that he raped a woman before. He also had a boyfriend named Roy. He is not the Joker. The Jokes on Him. Actually his name is Goizoid the schizoid clown if you ask me. He is literally a schizoid. They have all Slandered me, by calling me a homosexual, when in reality it was projection all along. They are what they all accuse me of. Since Loralie came to my town, I have been Gangstalked profusely and my devices were hacked. These people are cold hearted serpents, crocodiles, reptilians, you name it. Loralie shapeshifts and is a two headed viper. So is her clown. Yah bless my fellow Saints!

Loralie? That's Kathy and her clown Goizoid.

by ToodyTooThebaseballplayingRat March 15, 2021

dirty Loralea

When your man puts you in handcuffs and puts the other end around his dick. He then walks around like a regular day with your hand holding his dick until he cums to the tune of jesus loves me.

His wife isn’t very happy he pulled a dirty Loralea

by joemama6942069420 January 16, 2021

Loran

Lorans have long blond curly hair. Their personality is so sweet and very christian. Has good head on shoulders.

There's a piece of Loran's hair on the floor. Why is it Loran's? Because its long and curly... DUH!

by txil January 3, 2012