by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
Paying someone, typically a filthy prostitue, a street whore or homeless person, for a quick, down and dirty, one time anal sex encounter. An anal lease is sought cause you can't hit that ass at home.
Rachel won't give up the ass for me so I had no choice but to look for a short term anal lease this weekend. Sadly, I think I may have contracted something.
by Eaton Holgoode April 07, 2017
Similar to the rock rental, this occurs when a crackhead trades the use of a vehicle in their possession for crack.
by Landric April 04, 2003
1 the biggest mistake you could have ever made
2 the signing over of every dollar you make for a piece of sh!t
2 the signing over of every dollar you make for a piece of sh!t
1 you mean he not only bought a ford but has a lease on it. lmfao
2 what happened to his retirement? well he signed a ford lease and the piece of sh!t hasn't worked since it came of the assembly line
2 what happened to his retirement? well he signed a ford lease and the piece of sh!t hasn't worked since it came of the assembly line
by bro joe January 15, 2009
shut up you anna-lease
by n.g.e+orange January 11, 2008
Someone who lives well beyond their means. A girl whose façade is based on a fake lifestyle they can’t afford. So…everything…is…leased.
Andrea is a lease princess. She drives a Mercedes and lives in weho but I heard she gets bills from the IRS weekly.
by Jackie00726 January 14, 2022
A contract between Ford and a customers posterior.
Also includes a sub-par vehicle that disappears after the term of the lease expires leaving the customer in bewilderment at the vacant hole in their bank account and the throbbing from their backside.
Also known as "The Buttfuck"
Also includes a sub-par vehicle that disappears after the term of the lease expires leaving the customer in bewilderment at the vacant hole in their bank account and the throbbing from their backside.
Also known as "The Buttfuck"
Regular use -
Ford: "You're late for your Ford Lease payments this month."
Customer: "Please use lube..."
Slang use -
Geoff: "So Ford Leased you?"
Andrey: "Yup, right in the rear wiper."
Ford: "You're late for your Ford Lease payments this month."
Customer: "Please use lube..."
Slang use -
Geoff: "So Ford Leased you?"
Andrey: "Yup, right in the rear wiper."
by Geoff L May 20, 2005