hoopde

A busted up car. Usually very rusty, dented, with broken headlights, bumpers and/or doors. Opposite to Whip. Sometimes obtained via Crack Lease.

Rohan jacked a hoopde cause he knew nobody'd care.

by vveerrgg June 11, 2003

hoopde

Any junk car that can be obtained for less then $1000.

I found a hoopde in the classified ads for $700.

by Trevor Higgs December 4, 2003

hooded dangler

n. an impressive flaccid dong with ample foreskin.

“Have you ever seen a hooded dangler up close?”

by H. Bruce Washington November 17, 2020

Hooder

Something your black teacher says to scare the child she is mad at. It will send shivers down your spine and leave you will an empty feeling inside. Similar to getting your soul taken by a demon. But she's such as a good teacher. Like really. For real.

"YOU WILL TRY TO BE MORE HOOD THAN ME, BUT I AM HOODER"

by Kid from middle school March 28, 2019

Hoople

A useless or self-serving organization. A wasteful business run by incompetents. A public sector organization with no useful purpose other than to generate paperwork, internal reports and provide incomes for its executives. A quango.

This quango is a real Hoople

by Lehooop November 11, 2011

Hooded Bandit

A way to refer to a uncircumcised penis.

Look he has a hooded bandit!

Show me the hooded bandit.

by Hooded Bandit February 27, 2022

hooplehead

a member of the ignorant masses; an uneducated commoner; an idiot. word popularized by HBO's Deadwood

Try not to use big words-- it confuses the hoopleheads.

by liberalicious September 9, 2005