Late To The Party

AKA "Day late & a dollar short", when one finally arrives on the scene of an event that's already ending.

See "Sig AR15" on thefirearm blog.

Hey guys, did you hear? Sig Sauer is making an AR15!!

Wow, talk about late to the party. Now that the election rush is over, I can't give away my used Bushmaster... big deal.

Late To The Party by arfcomsux September 22, 2009

late capitalism 

The advanced stage of unmanaged capitalism in which corporations and the wealthy, having run out of quick and easy paths to profit and economic growth, begin cannibalizing the societies in which they operate instead of investing in them.

Features: Declining wages for workers, privatization of government, dismantling of social services, sale of cultural & national heritage, debtor's prisons, corporate invasion of people's personal lives, and punishment (and ultimately enslavement) of the poor.

A: Did you hear that Zuckerberg is tearing down the national park to build his new fortified megamansion?
B: Yeah dude, wanna go to the Pepsi™-sponsored protest against it later?
A: Truly, late capitalism is the best system to live under.

A: Did you know that boomers can now spend $8,000 to get transfusions of children's blood so they live longer?
B: Haha, late capitalism strikes again!

late capitalism by ZUCK_NEEDS_UR_BLOOD June 5, 2017

Late Bloomer 

a teenager of ages 16-18 who is still in the early phases of Puberty

Jimmy is such a Late Bloomer!!

Late Bloomer by idkwtfboomcakes August 12, 2008

late night smore 

when you let your load out on a girls body and then shit on top of that and lay down on those two and now you and her are the crackers, the load as marshmallows and shit as the chocolate.

I am hungry baby lets go outside and make some good late night smores with that burning fire

late night smore by schechter May 13, 2008

Late Dookie 

When you realize you still have to poo, after you've already flushed.

My mom always tells me I'm wasting water when i flush twice, but i cant help the late dookie.

Late Dookie by zac archer January 22, 2009

Late Night Shots 

Late Night Shots is another social networking site modeled after sites like Facebook. Membership is open through invitation only.

Based in Washington, DC, Late Night Shots, or LNS for short, is extremely conservative and built for the DC-based Republican elite. It bills itself as "a closed social network which allows you to explore your city's social landscape and bar scene." According to the DC-area blog Wonkette, LNS is "America’s Fastest-Growing Coked-Out Republican Hill Staffer Douchebag Invite-Only Web Community" and "for DC’s best and whitest."

Message board topics on LNS have included what to do when you find out your significant other lied about their sorority affiliation in college, why $30,000/year is an acceptable handout from your parents after college, what to do if you accidentally rape your girlfriend, and why the trendy DC neighborhood Adams Morgan is ghetto.

That coke-sniffing douchebag is a member of Late Night Shots. What an idiot.

Late Night Shots by maryjanie November 30, 2006

Late Nite Reading 

A pop-punk band formed by bassist Brady Szuhaj and lead vocals/guitar Dalton Wixom. As of 2012, their new (and probably permanent) lineup consists of Drew Cottrell on drums and Clayton Collins playing guitar and doing backing vocals. The band has released 2 EPs: Cycles and Sounds in 2010, and Dedicated to Deadlines in 2011. They have also released a few covers, including One Thing by One Direction. In 2012, Late Nite Reading played the BryanStars Tour, along with Rocky Loves Emily, Catching Your Clouds, and Farewell, My Love. During the tour, the band opened a show for their idol, All Time Low.

Person 1: OMG, have you heard anything by Late Nite Reading?

Person 2: Who??

Person 1: They're this awesome pop-punk band!

Person 2: Okay, I'll check them out...

*The next day*

Person 2: OMG I love Late Nite Reading!!!!

Late Nite Reading by Farryn February 11, 2013