Kleptophiliac

A Abnormality/Mental disorder which involves stealing items from shops (Shoplifting) when a person does not actually need the item. But does it because they have the desire. Usually they find the feeling of stealing as satisfying as an Orgasm.

"Lucy is such a Kleptophiliac. She finds shop lifting better then Sex."

by Itwontletmepickaname April 18, 2006

Cock-klepto

1. One who will beg borrow and steal to get cock.
2. a girl who steals another girls boyfriend.

Ex. Jolene is a striaght up cock-klepto. That trifilin ho stole brad from me !

by Nyneduce April 27, 2006

kleptonecropedophile

describes one who steals dead young children to have sex with

After seeing Rupert's basement, it was obvious he was a total kleptonecropedophile.

by Rupert the Chilean Wheezing Llama January 7, 2007

klepto

Someone who steals a lot.

Wynona Rider is the biggest klepto.

by Agent Thrill July 31, 2004

Kleptoclownarchy

Noun. A system or regime of criminality comprising clowns and semi-literate conspirators.

Noun. A genre of performance art masquerading as entertainment meant to distract golfers while ingesting Cialis.

Adjective. That which describes adult literacy by means of a kremlin pedagogy of golden showers at a hotelier's kind of hotel.

Yo Barrack, look at the mess you left after clowning 8 years about the rule of law. This kleptoclownarchy is like dope on ugly. You see that hideous trumpette he took home? Shit, your bitch fly compared to that skank.

by @RealityWinner May 7, 2018

disc klepto

one who steals disc excessively while at ultimate tournaments

Guy 1: Thats a fuckin' awesome disc, where did you find that thing?
Guy 2: I stole it from that Ultimate team while they weren't looking, I stole other discs from other teams too.
Guy 1: You're have a problem you disc klepto.

by nickalf February 2, 2009

klepto

Short for Kelptomaniac. Someone who collects and/or steals things at random and without reason. Someone with Kleptomania.

Yo homes, that nigga got klepto! Waste his ass!

I want to definte the word klepto on urbandictionary.com

by Bob July 30, 2004