King of Simping

King of Simping
The absolute king of simping. The absolute god of simping.

A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.

A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.

"Chevrolindo is the King of Simping, he simps so much its outrageous."

by veIocity March 15, 2020

jolly old candy king

another way to say that someone is a J.O.C.K.; one who enjoys carrying a gallon of water around wherever he goes, just in case; loves and plays football and believes it's the most important thing in life

Hey, look at that gallon of water sitting on that table over there! Do you think it is the property of a Jolly Old Candy King?

by El_Scorcho September 23, 2004

King Tut dick

1) A penis that favors only the greatest tuna.

2) A penis that is incapable of penetrating a just so-so pussy.

Marty: Hey do you think Hugo is going to have sex with that new girl in school? I mean, she's not great, but she's bangable.

Wally: Naw man, you know he's has a King Tut dick.

by Timmythetooth69 February 22, 2010

King Cupcake

The ultimate cupcake. Characterized by a strange combination of emo and hipsterness, with an uncontrollable tendency to flirt with every korean girl encountered, often 2-3 at a time.

The ultimate cupcake would be someone who wears tight red pants purchased from Italy and who has a super emo haircut--for example a high buzzcut on one side with longer comb over hair on the other side.

A king cupcake prefers to remain unidentified and tries to deflect his cupcake status by claiming that others are cupcakes and that cupcaking is inherently "gay cupcaking" (which is false).

"WOW, what a huge cupcake Howard P is. He is always trying to mack on little AZN (asian) girls and wears fruity red designer pants. He truly is the King Cupcake"

by Cupcake Understudy July 7, 2008

King Terio of Prussia

King Terio gained control of the throne of Prussia in 1836. Terio ruled with the policy if of "Ooh Ocidere Eos," which when translated from Latin to English is "Ooh Kill'em." During his reign, Prussia's main export was fresh beats, and imported large amounts of buckets. But it was foretold in the prophecy preached by Sage the Gemini, that there would be a revolution. Then, there was the peasant revolt of 1837, lead by a farmer named Lord Diplo. The revolt became known as the Diplo Revolution. After the Diplo Revolution, King Terio of Prussia fled to live in exile in the exotic land of Miami (My-ahm-my) and was later found living in the new found land of Riverdale, Georgia.

Lindeman- "Under which leader did Europe experience large scale financial growth?"

T-snipes- "The reign of King Terio of Prussia."

by go njdevils1 February 11, 2014

King kraM

1. (Proper Noun)
A beautiful Asian man who aims to spread joy through his rap songs. He smokes bananas in his spare time and drinks a lot of water which is disguised as Gatorade. He has the tendency to do the dab whenever he coughs because he's just that cool. Being the one and only king, kraM posts stickers with his name on it wherever he goes.

2. (Adjective)
To be super cool to onlookers even though you feel really stupid.

Ex. (Proper Noun)
Guy 1: "Hey man, have you listened to King kraM's new hot single 'no real friendz'?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah man it was swaggo."

Ex. (Adjective)
Guy 1: "Yo bruh you did so well on that presentation!!!"
Guy 2: "Oh really? I thought it was pretty bad. I guess it was just really King kraM."

by ImaCrab May 30, 2016

kingbury

the ship of Samuel Seabury and King George iii

wow ok I ship kingbury
godsdammit Erin stop we understand.

by yadooderin March 2, 2017