Keller

Local name for one of the southwests largest alternative venues. (BierKeller)
Night spot is a mecca for most alternative people in the UK, have booked acts such as Nirvana, Gore, Reel Big Fish and Electric Six.
Holds a reputation within Bristol for being Moshing.
Is also reputed to be the last true alternative venue left in Bristol

Person1: Dude, you going to the Bierkeller tonight?

Person2: you sound like such a nube, it's Keller idiot

by The Truth (Partial) June 14, 2008

keller

(v)-to have sex with someone who is underage an regret it afterwards due to negative repercussions

Wow, I can't believe that you want to keller her, that's kinda risky don't you think?

by Mike jsihaiongadhsoih July 30, 2008

Hellen Keller

A drink that is generally consumed in the form of a shot. It consists of equal parts Gin and Tequila and is garnished with a lemon or lime.

Careful there, too many Hellen Keller's in one night can cause you to act like her the next morning!

by Xabu September 9, 2011

Hellen Kellered

When you are getting head, and pull your dick out and cum in the girls eyes. While you're doing this you clap you're hands over her ears (ya know hard enough so she cannot hear for a little bit). Now she can't see or hear, just like Hellen Keller!

I Hellen Kellered your Mom last night.

by Pat Phillips April 20, 2008

The Helen Keller

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob, the guy puts both of his hands over her ears and pulls her as far onto his cock as possible (this works best with a guy who has a large bush and doesn't manscape). Then she can't hear anything, can't see anything, and essentially cannot speak coherently.

Yao gave Kari The Helen Keller and she couldn't see when Adam came in the room to watch.

by Beldar ND June 7, 2007

Keller

In Gaelic, "Keller" means "little companion"

That guy is a keller.

by GoGators22 December 10, 2018

Kellan

(Gaelic) A female warrior.

Did you see her playing lacrosse the other day? She is an absolute Kellan!

by Graham the Muse October 9, 2010