Kardashians

An oberpopularized, messed up family that nobody really gives a shit about except middle-aged women.

Mike: Does anybody really care about the Kardashians?
George: Only your mom.

by manyou August 5, 2012

kariana

originally small, a lover, confident, and, nice. Probably a mix of some races & will get confused with many others.

oh dayum, see that Kariana over there... hell to the yeah

by kmejias February 1, 2010

Kardashiain't

One who has a big bottom, yet it isn't as attractive or large as Kim Kardashian's. (Pronounced to sound like "Kardash-she-ain't")

Can also be used to describe famewhores.

That girl looks good in those jeans, but Kardashiain't.

by Lilliwilli January 27, 2011

Kardashian

n: a length of time equivalent to 72 days, in reference to the length of Kim Kardashian's past marriage.

"Man, it's been a Kardashian since I've started dating Kim. Do you think it's time to end it?"

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"I've only had this microwave for a Kardashian and it's already crapped out!"

by Ashton van Helsing November 8, 2011

Kardashian

A female that can only get attention and money by exploiting herself as a bitch or a whore.

Also synonymous with the female mustache.

"That girl seems popular, but without her Dads money and the drama all that's left is used meat and a bad attitude."

"Have you seen the kardashian on that girl? It would be like kissing Tom Selleck."

by Ajota December 31, 2013

Kardashian Pinch

To fumble or 'PINCH' the buttocks of your lover with two or three fingers on each buttock. As famously portrayed in Kim Kardashians porno tape with the eloquent 'RayJ'. In the first moments of the footage, RayJ takes her two large pieces of Turkish-American badonkadonk and jiggles it. This has become to be known as the "Kardashian Pinch" enjoyed by lovers all over the world. This was in fact also the only good part of the sex-tape as Kim Kardashian was a boring lay and did nothing. Having her ass jiggled was the most movement that the audience ever saw from her.

Oh man... last night, we were making out and things were getting heated. I put both of my hands on her arse and gave her a bit of the old Kardashian Pinch. She melted with delight and soon we were shagging like rabbits.

by crusade87 September 3, 2010

Kim Kardashian

a slut who is famous for being in a sex tape.

have you herd about kim kardashian she is such a slut

by the only not narcissistic girl December 31, 2015