Jona Weinhofen

a rabbit looking vegan who loves to force veganism on people, he still isn't over being kicked out of bmth and he is obsessed with a documentary about cows.

"Oh look, that persons trying to force veganism on everyone! He said the word would die if we didn't become vegans"
"Ah! That must be Jona Weinhofen"

by Janoskiaaaaannnnnsssator January 15, 2016

jona and the whale

When a male inserts his erect penis into the mouth of another and then cums in the asshole of the same person. Then that person farts the semen out of the asshole so it looks like a blowhole.

Jane an Bob went home after a couple of drinks and performed, Jona and the Whale.

by Jona Smiths September 30, 2006

jogarina

A large extremely firm belly which hangs over the belt. A jogarina (pronounced ho-ga-REE-na) is always very swollen and uncomfortable. Unlike a pot-belly, which is soft and squishy, it is bloated and firm. It is often caused by not only fat on the belly, but by a large amount of undigested and rancid food stuck in the intestinal track.

Wow, did you see the size of that jogarina? That guy can hardly walk! I'm skipping lunch, taking the stairs and moving out of the Mid-West.

by Bastard Nyck February 3, 2008

Jomari #2

A girl who hides their feelings and fake smiles alot. She goes through alot and doesnt get appreciated..

Jomari #2, is sad but no one ask her if shes okay.

by Sad lives.. October 18, 2019

jomard

A real dumbass with a huge ass nose. Very sexy though.

Person 1 : wow that guy is super sexy
Person 2: yeah its jomard, huge nose tho

by Humanpussymaker6969 November 8, 2019

Jona-Tart

a personality type that is obsessed with the jonas brothers ie: me. a made up flavour of pop-tarts. just for clarifacation i Taylor Nesseth made this word up and its mine.

"my nickname is pop-tart. omg im a jona-tart. the new flavour of pop-tarts. CRAZY GOOD"!

by Taylor Nesseth October 10, 2008

Joenard

a mystical creature that has an obession for v necks and his known for being attracted to the color purple. They say he writes music in his sleepless nights. A peaceful person but is up to fight for what he believes in. Communicating is what he likes to do. Inspired from Joseph I that was the emperor of the Holy Roman Empire from 1705-11 and Bernard that is a male given name: Germanic words meaning “bear” and “hardy.” Together combined created Joenard.

Joenard

by Debbshearts February 28, 2010