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John

He is a FAT-ASS
Kid one- oh is that the moon

Kid two- no its just john
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The sweetest person you will ever meet in your life. John has a way of stealing your heart and making you blush almost instantly. John can typically be found giving advice or comforting his friends, family, or lover, and doing a great job at it. He puts his heart and soul into everything he does, and often always bounces back in tough situations. He has a huge heart, is honest, and always a great kisser. Johns are a fan of affection and snuggles so its best not to leave them too long without hugs else they'll get fussy. They're very snuggly and will coddle you any chance they have because of their caring nature.
Person 1: So uh hows john
Person 2: He's perfect <3
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a guy who just wasted your time
"i just wasted you time"- John
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man with lots of money
guy 1: yo have you seen the rich guy
guy 2: yeah he's such a john
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John is a cool kid
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It a common name given to boys who are bulky,smart and decent. But these boys might even be sissy and a little less handsome. But they are the best boyfriend for girls.
Maria: I just love my John so much!
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Book smart but his common sense is low. He’s obsessed with jack grealishs calves and is convinced he’s built like Cristiano Ronaldo. He’s very fruity even though he says he’s straight. He wants to adopt a kid so hit him up.
John says he has muscular legs 🦵.
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