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Inspector Gadget

Noun

1. A term used to describe the person or sexual act of an ambidextrous man masturbating while wearing white gloves and using a wide array of implements, including, but not limited to: binoculars, roller skates, trench coats, handcuffs, magnifying glasses, springs, magnets, skis, sirens or a lasso necktie for added erotic asphyxiation. Sometimes, a dog or a small child maybe involved.
"You've got to have a really private place and a lot of time on your hands if you want to Inspector Gadget like me."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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Penis Inspection Day

The day at school when the principal inspects the penises and forskins of whichever students he chooses. The students who are not circumcised are the given a circumcision with a rusty keychain knife.
Wow, Mr. Whitt gave me a very thorough inspection of my dick on penis inspection day.

I heard Jamars big penis slapped Mr. Smiths face when he went to inspect Jamal’s penis on penis inspection day in his history class.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019
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insect

1. A small animal yet horrifying creature that makes you want leave this planet.
2. Intimacy within family member in same bloodline. See: Winsect
1. Please, Kill that Insect inside the house with fire.
2. Do not searching at google with keyword "rule 34 Insect" !!
by dika_saja January 21, 2017
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Inspector Mustache

A character in the Flash movie series, Boy and Robot.
Boy: Why if it isn't our old friend, inspector mustache!
Some voice: INSEPCTOR MUSTACHE!!
by sonicfan1000 October 14, 2006
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insectoid

a cool person who has a crush on a dude named ronny
“hi insectoid”
“hi”
“ok fuck off you fucking nigger
sorry insectoid”
“ok”
by bigboy929 August 17, 2018
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insect

1. A small, usually winged, invertebrate.
2. Someone who is extremely ignorant or ignant.
1. Somebody kill that insect!

2. Wow, I can't believe how insect you're being right now.
by Bev Ridge December 9, 2008
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gock inspector

one whose primary occupation is to inspect gocks up close, when he has inspected over 100 gocks, he has the title of chief gock inspector
The gock inspector says he's going camping this weekend but I really think he's there to inspect gocks
by epmd July 25, 2003
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