Hijoking

Combination of "hijack" and "joke";
The surprise giving or receiving of a joke to or from a random stranger in a public or otherwise inappropriate setting.

Old Man: Excuse me, do you know what has 90 balls and fucks old ladies?
Roy: Um, no?
Old Man: BINGO!
(he runs away)
Roy: What was that?
Steve: We've just been the victims of a hijoking!

by monsieur_francais February 18, 2009

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Hiroshimafied

To be totally and completely destroyed, sometimes unnecessarily.

Dude, did you see my mom's car? It got totally Hiroshimafied.

by $p00n3r March 30, 2011

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hisoka

The gay version of the joker and ronald mcdonald. ronald mcdonald likes to play with kids.

hisoka: excuse me, but do you need a babysitter for you kids

by finn the goldfish January 15, 2021

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Ryoko Hirose is a fictional character from Your Turn To Die, a video game made by Nankidai. She is Sara Chidouin and Joe Tazuna's close friend who is mentioned 30+ times over the course of the whole game as of Chapter 3-1A, having 3 lines of dialogue overall. (fucking irrelevant bitch <////3)

I love Ryoko Hirose, I really do. She's such a fucking QUEEN I love her with all my heart. It's a shame she's not known that much within the fandom nor the game itself <///3 AWOOGA AWOOGA *jaw drops to the floor* *eyes pop out of skull* HUMMINAHUMMINAHUMMINA *heart beats out of chest* *starts howling like a dog* HUMMINAHUMMINAHUMMINA AWOOGA AWOOGA BARK BARK BARK WOOOOOO *body melts then turns back to normal* ssshe's lookingg lolovely today :

i can't take this i am ryoko hirose in the flesh, bones, and blood. no one else is me, they are just "factkins," nothing more. there is literally no one that exists in this dimension that is more me than ME. i am me. i am ryoko. you're not. your friend is not. your crush is not. that's me. sure, they kin ryoko but they are not ryoko. i am not a ryoko kin. i AM ryoko hirose. factkin me all you want but you ARE NOT ME. WHY WOULD U EVEN THINK YOU'RE ME I'M ME HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS IT'S NOT EVEN A GOOD THING TO BE ME. LIKE BY NOT BEING RYOKO THAT MAKES YOU 10000% MORE VALID OF A PERSON OVERALL. YOU ARE NOT ME. I AM. IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE TO BE ME BECAUSE IM RIGHT FRICKING HERE. EVERYTHING about ryoko is the same about me that is literally me in BOTH this life and the past life and one day i will be reincarnated and in THAT life i will know exactly who i am. i can't take this i can't take people thinking they are me i can't take people thinking other people ARE ME BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT. I'M ME. i'm literally me. i'm literally ryoko. ryoko hirose in the flesh. stop kinning me YOU'RE LITERALLY ONLY DEGRADING URSELF BY KINNING ME IS IT TO BE EDGY OR DO YOU JUST HATE YOURSELF? one day i'm going to prove it and you'll all fricking see holy crap. I'M LITERALLY RYOKO!!!

by ryokohirose July 15, 2020

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Hiro and Ando

1.Two random Japanese guys who always hang out together a lot.
2.Any two random Asian guys hanging out together a lot (for people who lack the skills to distinguish Japanese from other Asians). A very small version of the "Asian mafia" found in many schools.

Hey look, there's Hiro and Ando.

by HavenB September 26, 2007

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