Just an emo looking, gimpy dick called sam. Tends to waste space wherever he goes and is disliked by most. Avoid at all cost because his voice is so annoying it makes cats kill themselves and babies heads explode.
Sir Niggertron: I’m a black badass mofo and even i can’t handle how annoying sam hollingsworth is.
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Niggertron: Gotta catch em all transformers!
Optimus DickWeeb: I know bruh lick my toes to forget about that cunt.
Niggertron: Gotta catch em all transformers!
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surveying the clients at the pick-up bar, jane thought to herself; bring on the healing!!
bring on the healing! stated one of 'the damned'
bring on the healing! stated one of 'the damned'
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
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by mr lobby March 11, 2009
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You: "Yeah, it's funny. It's my favorite book."
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You: "Yeah, it's funny. It's my favorite book."
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