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Sam Hollingsworth

Just an emo looking, gimpy dick called sam. Tends to waste space wherever he goes and is disliked by most. Avoid at all cost because his voice is so annoying it makes cats kill themselves and babies heads explode.
Sir Niggertron: I’m a black badass mofo and even i can’t handle how annoying sam hollingsworth is.

Optimus DickWeeb: I know bruh lick my toes to forget about that cunt.

Niggertron: Gotta catch em all transformers!
by Giganiga June 11, 2018
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the healing

surveying the clients at the pick-up bar, jane thought to herself; bring on the healing!!

bring on the healing! stated one of 'the damned'
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
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healing crystal

stone like object commonly used by bullshitters. the crystal is waived over the body of a gullible woman in order to gain trust and ultimately sexual access.
see glastonbury
get your healing crystal out ken shes as thick as shit
by mr lobby March 11, 2009
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textual healing

An awesome romantic comedy book by author Eric Smith. It features the sweetass references of ninjas and pirates, with a cuteness that is reminiscent of 'When Harry Met Sally.' Sure to make your girlfriend's favorite book list, and your secret guilty pleasure list.
Girlfriend: "Textual Healing is the most adorable book ever."
You: "Yeah, it's funny. It's my favorite book."
Girlfriend: "You're the most amazing man I've ever met. Do me now, please."
by Guvanator December 1, 2010
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hellinger

A person who only gives half a story and is afraid of any type of commitment. This person may also believe others are stupid enough to think AFTICA the Boat uses Facebook
That’s a Hellinger!!! Meme me meme
by Pud G December 17, 2017
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hollingsworthmoffet

The hottest vice principal in all of Canada and I would totally tap that!
DAMMMMM Bitch you hollingsworthmoffet pull down that bumper let me smack that monkey!
by whydowequestion March 21, 2009
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