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Cock Happy

A description that can be applied to a male or female. When applied to a male it usually means that he thinks only about sex and is only happy when he is using his cock and is happy to use it on any female even the most minging munter imaginable. When applied to a female the implication is that she is a nymphomaniac and is only happy when she has a cock (any cock) inside her.
Malcolm would be cock happy, but he hasn't got one.
Janice is cock happy, but even she draws the line at Malcolm.
by Croatalin January 11, 2014
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happy bag

A bag of weed that you either got for free, already made back your money on, or got for free. You are happy because the entire thing can be smoked free of charge for yourself
I bought a quarter pound, sold some, when all was said and done I made back my money and had an ounce for a happy bag.
by pothead January 6, 2004
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happy mondays

Bunch of scallies who made a few million quid then pissed it up the wall. Revolutionised indie, rock and dance music in the process. Also introduced ecstasy to the north of England.
"That DJ was a cunt"
"I know, he didn't even have any Happy Mondays"
by Peter Vancouver November 1, 2006
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happy grass

weed...yeah thats really all...just ... weed
man, we smoked a pound of happy grass last night
by satans_whore_666 April 4, 2006
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happy popcorn

This is a sick invention created by some dude in an ecstasy lab who put ecstasy-induced butter on popcorn. Popcorn covered with this deliciously arousing condiment is called happy popcorn.
Dude, bro. Is this happy popcorn? cuz this bowl feels soooo goooood...
by Confucious Raptor December 21, 2008
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Happy

Happy is the word that is used to describe people with great lucky in the world. Happy is the person who is very courteous, lovely and sweet for sharing your ideal and emotion together by expecting a wonderful achievement in others people's life. She gives more life to people who are disappointed with life as long as providing the sight of strength and awareness. They are always cool and very charming. They smile like they own everything. They have a true love but get more hurt when cheated. They always say truth and ready to stand for truth no matter how it takes in their lives.
That girl is very happy since i have seen her.
I need a happy for this house right now.
by Pseudopodia_____ April 7, 2017
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happycrank

happycrank is a subhuman who has mental problems with his personality.
Making infinite amount of alt accounts on HLTV he tries to run away of his sad life but everyone knows how it goes.
You saw that retard shitposting on hltv? He must be happycrank.
by Beograd November 22, 2019
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