Masturbation or getting jacked off whereby the penis is stroked vigorously up and down with one hand and the glans (the penile head) is simultaneously pounded with the veracity of a jack hammer with the other.
Coach Torrance took me to the showers last night and I got hammer jacked. The pain and pleasure was to much and I nutted up my jock strap.
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by emom September 10, 2009
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Get the skeet hammer mug.According to the comedy troupe Monty Python "a dance which was done every 25 minutes in the town of Trondheim in which the old ladies were struck about the head with large clubs". Has come to refer to any gathering where a defenseless group of people are beaten up by soldiers or police for no particular reason.
Q: Hey dude, are you heading down to the G20 protest?
A: Not a chance, dude. That will be a Trondheim Hammer Dance for sure.
A: Not a chance, dude. That will be a Trondheim Hammer Dance for sure.
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by AbrahamRunning December 16, 2007
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Comes from the days when blacksmiths would hold flaming metal with tongs and bash it into shape.
Comes from the days when blacksmiths would hold flaming metal with tongs and bash it into shape.
by Paulco March 9, 2008
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