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Richard Hammond

1.)
The shortest presenter currently on Top Gear, Hammond nearly killed himself in the unspoken of crash in 2006, driving a car called The Vampire at around 300mph.

Hammond's nickname is 'Hamster'.

He has also presented other tv shows, such as Richard Hammond's Blast Lab for children, which was televised on BBC & CBBC.

2.) Possibly the best looking guy over 40.
Normal Dude: Hey, do you watch Top Gear?

Awesome Person: yeah omg have you seen Richard Hammond he's amazing & James May is an idiot he falls off stuff & Clarkson is so OBNOXIOUS you know what I mean? I LOVE Top Gear! Its like the best TV show ever what do you think?!?

Normal Dude: Meh...
<walks off>

Awesome Person: Well that was a wasted conversation... :(
by BadAssGirl December 30, 2013
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Harmonee

Harmonee is very freaky
by Hcoats0520 March 16, 2017
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GLASS HARMONICA

A rare container used to hold beverages in minibars so as to make them difficult to replace.
Do you have Coke in a glass harmonica?
by Boots December 27, 2007
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harmony

A beautiful funny loving girl.she can be annoying at times but she is hard not to fall in love wit. And rite wen u meet her u will b wanting to never let go of her she is shorter than most..she is a unique person u would b impressed with her in bed even for her first time she usauly acts like she doesn't Know much but she plays dumb most of the time and if she texts u and argues with u a lot than she most likely likes you she only wants one person in her life
Wow Harmony ur the best I ever had in bed

Harmony I miss you, u left your mark on me
have u guys heard about the new girl harmony she is very pretty
by rock it place April 26, 2015
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haxmonkey

A person whom regards themselves as 'haxmonkey' actually would infer that this person does program but is also some goof like a monkey.

So if you're a 'haxmonkey' you might be a really good programmer but you're still a monkey on the inside.
Jim: There goes Bob again.
Sally: What's he doing now?
Jim: Well he's being a total haxmonkey again. He's goofing around after completing that new code for the website.
Sally: I have a crush on Bob.
Jim: ...
by The Real HaxMonkey July 11, 2009
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Hammonism

The one-upping of another's story or comment with one of your own, with the goal of impressing others.
Waiter: Have a nice day!
Thomas: You have a better one!

Mason: I think I caught the flu, I'm feeling pretty bad.
Thomas: I don't feel so hot either, since I have Crohn's.
Micah: that's a Hammonism!
by Lubison710 October 11, 2011
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harmonized

Blocked on the Chinese Internet.

In Chinese "被和谐" (hexie), "harmonized" means that you can not access anymore to a website from inside the Great Firewall of China.

The world has been coined as a joke by Chinese netizens from listening everyday the Parti's discourse about "harmony" and "building an harmonious society".
"Can you check what this word means on Urban Dictionary?
- No way. It has been harmonized last week...
- Wow! So i'll ask to this old pale of mine on Facebook.
- Nope, won't work neither.
- Mmm. Let's post the question on Twitter ?
- "Page not found" 404 error
- Youtube then?
- Ahem.
- Ok. So i'll just turn on my VPN to get rid of this Great Firewall."
by clemsos January 17, 2013
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