guitabled

The politically correct way of saying guitarded.

Guy 1: Look at that guy over there, hes so guitarded!

Guy 2: Hey, hes guitabled.

Guy 1: My bad, he's still shit.

by meagherboy July 12, 2006

buttocks guitar

a guitar with buttocks, like the acoustic Jazzerette guitar from Zbiggy Smith: The Belgian Buttocks guitar.

Show me your buttocks guitar.

by Smoke Bosvogel January 19, 2008

Guitar Fag

A guitarist who's so insanely good, without ever really trying, that he's obviously compensating for latent homosexual urges. Rarely seen with a girlfriend, despite amazing shredding skills.

Mike: "Matt's an incredible guitarist, so why doesn't he have a girlfriend? The chicks obviously dig him. With skillz like that he outta be getting laid every night!"

Chris: "Matt's gotta be a guitar fag."

by thellandb July 18, 2009

guitar guy

The dude you see at parties who sits around on the couch with his guitar singing songs to IMPRESS people, (mainly the ladies), with his so-called talents.

"Dude, did you see the guitar guy play Oasin?"
"yeah, the douche was eyeing my girlfriend the whole time."

by josilyn May 29, 2008

ESP Guitars

A very successful guitar company catering to players with a more agressive style or taste , many familiar looking guitar designs are re-vamped or modified to appeal to a younger or more agressive demographic.

Many famous bands play ESP guitars live or in the studio , like metallica , slayer , deftones , children of bodom , the rolling stones and more

by james o December 15, 2008

Bass Guitar

One of the most underestemated instruments in a band. Although some bands would sound alright without the bass (AC/DC) others would sound like complete and utter shit (Metallica, Rob Zombie). The bass seems easy to pick up and play, which in a few cases it is, but it takes much more time to master than a guitar does. This is because the bass has much thicker strings and a longer neck and frets.

Myths about the bass:

1.Because it has fewer strings,the bass is easier to play.
I have a 5-string bass (1 less string than a guitar for stupid people) and an acoustic guitar. I like playing bass more and, to me, the acoustic guitar is easier to play than the bass

2.The bass isn't an important instrument in a band.
Look at the difinition, retard.

3.Since I play guitar I can play bass also.
No, no you can't, shutup. Bass and guitar are very different, and because u can play both, doesn't NESSESARILY mean you can play both.

I was actually in this conversation.

(Dumb guitarist): Since you hear the guitar more in a song, its more important, you know?

(Me):Are you fucking stupid? Youve been playing guitar for 3 days because you want to look cool and because I play bass guitar so you wanna prove your better. And every1 that you ask says I'm better.

(Dumb guitarist): Dude I can play Iron Man and this is just my 3rd day.

(Me): No, you can play 14 notes of Iron Man, and you still mess up while switching frets.

(Dumb guitarist): Whats a fret?

(Me): -_- Jesus Fucking Christ.....

by AIM: lordofnotmuch April 26, 2008

guitarded

When someone has played their guitar or bass guitar to the point that they are completely 'played out', or brain dead.

How you feel after playing an extra long set or gig.

"Man we've been jammin for six and a half hours. I'm guitarded."

Some dude at a bar when you just finished your last set and are rollin up for the night-"Hey I love you guys man you really sound great! Say, I play guitar too, and I was wondering if you wanted to jam.

You - "Sorry man, I'm guitarded. Not tonight."

by Mark Ivey July 20, 2008